Hello Hello! This summer I have mostly been reading fanfictions about Escaflowne and felt that I myself needed to write one. My best buddy Ironi Numair (-_-;) came over and I informed her that we would write a fanfiction. Based on "A Little Princess", one of our favorite movies, we decided it would be fun. This is my first fanfiction here, however I have made fanfictions before. Please R & R. :p

Disclaimer: "A Little Princess" was written by Frances Hodgeson Burnett, however we based our story on the recent movie (Warner Bros., Mark Johnson/Baltimore Pictures, etc). Also, Escaflowne is not ours (unfortunately, or else we would have money), which is owned by Hajime Yadate and Shoji Kawamori with Sunrise.

Characters:

Sara Crewe = Van Fanel Captain Crewe = Allen Schezar

Weird story characters

Princess Zeita (sp?) = Zongi in female form

Rama (blue boy) = Allen w/ blue paint

Ravana (monster) = Dilandau Albatou

End weird story characters

Mia = Varie Fanel

Miss Minchin = Millernia Aston

Amila Minchin = Moleman

Becky = Hitomi Kanzaki

Fat Girl = Merle

Bitch Girl = Dilandau (we like him.. :p).

French Teacher = Dornkirk

A long time ago in a distant place, more correctly a strange moon in the sky, there was a kingdom called….. Fanelia. The land was blessed with lush greenery and a sense of magic with clung to the air. ~cue music~

A figure slowly emerges from the thick forest, flowers cling to the branches in all different shades of the rainbow. A blue man named Allen slowly walked up to his beloved and embraces it. The princess, Zongi, looks upon her love with affection, its green eyes looking mindlessly off trying to remember what the heck it was doing there.

Allen had been banished from Asturia (again) by the evil king (still angered about the whole daughter screwing situation). Hidden away in the magical forest with his love, Allen had painted himself blue to blend with the greenery of his surroundings (he's not that bright).

One day, Zongi spied a wounded mongoose in the forest. It begged Allen to go help it. Allen looked upon his love with determination and grabbed an arrow from his quiver, and drew a symbol in the sand.

"This is a 'magic' circle," Allen lied, "as long as you remain in it, no harm can come to you." Then Allen made a run for it.

For five whole long minutes did Zongi wait for his love to return, when he suddenly thought he heard a voice cry out.

"Moeru!!!!!"

Thinking it was his dumb-ass husband in trouble (again), Zongi went to investigate.

Zongi ran as quickly as possible, its skirts whipping wildly around it, tripping it up. Zongi glanced from to both sides, getting slightly worried about the giant thorns that had appeared suddenly from the ground. Thinking nothing of it, only thinking of his dumb-ass husband, who in no way was brilliant enough to make it this far in five minutes, came across a little girl crying about not wanting to be left alone.

The situation is grave, thought Zongi secretly yearning for a child as well (however, Allen was not THAT stupid), bent down and put its hand upon the child's shoulder.

"Little girl, are you okay?" inquired Zongi as the little girl looked up with a satanic expression flickering across her face.

Having seen "The Exorcist" many times, Zongi decided it was time to go back to his 'magic' circle.

Just then the girl turned into a teenage albino boy of fifteen years! Zongi, thoroughly wetting itself in fear, turned to run but was suddenly engulfed by the flames of the demon boy's Supra Flamethrower!!!!!

Van Fanel quickly scrambled up the head of a dragon while concluding his tale of horror. A little random child sat on the top, seriously scared from the tale.

"Wow Van, you're messed up!" said the little child scooting away and falling off the dragon's head into the water below.

"Well, look at his Father…" replied Varie Fanel who watched the children in boredom. Despite the same last names, Varie and Van are in no way related in this story, so there.

"He's not my Father! I rather die a thousand deaths than be related to that super pimp scum!!" Van declared while sitting down and taking out his sword to look upon the wonderful cool blade.

"Van, all boys are ryuu-jins, you must always remember that," Varie said softly looking upon Van with affection.

"What about the boys who don't have wings?" pondered Van looking away from his sword for once.

"THEY ARE RYUU-JINS IF I SAY THEY ARE!!!" screamed Varie with flames leaping from her eyes, setting the surroundings on fire.

"Yes ma'am," cowered Van as he decided it was time to go home to his pimp "Father."

"I will always miss the lush air and women of Fanelia," mused Allen Schezar, no longer painted blue since it was no longer the mystical story.

"Stick it up yer ass, Blondie," grumbled Van from his giant king sized bed, "How the hell did you get in here in the first place?"

Ignoring Van, Allen continued to muse while looking outside, "Great times in this city, I expect the birthrate to jump up by at least tenfold."

"Get out!!" Van yelled thoroughly sick to his stomach while covering up his ears.

"Yup, Fanelia sure stirs up the imagination," Allen said licking his lips.

"Aren't you going to Zaibach soon?" Van asked pulling further away from Allen.

"Yes, we leave tomorrow," Allen said turning around and showing off his brilliant smile. Van, unfazed by Allen's pimpin' charms, eyes widened in horror mixed with sickness.

"WE?!"

TO BE CONTINUED when we are on another chocolate high… :p Please R&R, you can e-mail us at MitsukiSaga@hotmail.com. Thanks. :p