Chapter 1: The Beginning of the Seemingly Never Ending Drama

A/N: This is basically R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" with Steven Universe characters. I suggest watching the original multi part music video on YouTube to understand what's going on. Well...if you can understand what's going on, because it gets crazy, weird, and ridiculous.

Our crazy story opens up with Steven walking up to Greg's van early in the morning before sunrise. The Gem/Human hybrid no longer had his usual body, instead he was taller and had a neck (Basically his appearance in the episode "Steven's Birthday"). Even with this new form, he wore his usual outfit, a red T-shirt that came down to his waist with a yellow star in the middle, jeans, and sandals.

Steven stopped just in front of the backdoors to his father's van, contemplating whether or not to knock. He had been through so much since waking up yesterday morning, and just needed someone to talk to. Taking a deep breath, the young man knocked on the right van door.

A sleepy groan could be heard inside, signaling that Greg heard Steven's knock.

"Dad, wake up, it's Steven. I...I really need to talk to you" the half Gem pleaded.

Greg started shuffling towards the doors before opening both of them. The father stared at his son with a confused look on his face, due to just waking up, and wondering what Steven could want so early in the morning.

"Did...did something happen? Is everyone okay?" Greg asked, noticing the concerned look on Steven's face.

"Yes...well, kind of" Steven answered, not sure if his reply would answer his father's question.

Greg sat down on left back part of his van, letting his legs dangle. "Come, sit down Steven" the middle aged father said, patting the space next to him. Steven did what he was told, and sat down.

Silence filled the air, with the occasional waves crashing against the shoreline. Steven just stared at the ground, trying to figure out exactly how to tell his crazy story.

"Whenever your ready Steven" Greg gently urged his son.

Steven sighed, "Okay, I guess I'll start when..."

Yesterday Morning, Steven's P.O.V

I woke up , staring up at a purple cave ceiling. My first thought is, "I'm I still dreaming?". But when I took a glace around me, I saw piles, upon piles of junk. So it's obvious that I'm in Amethyst's room. "What am I doing in here?", I asked myself, "And what am I laying on?". I sit up, looking down at what I could've been possibly laying on. To my slight surprise I was laying on a mattress, which seemed to be in a small clearing in Amethyst's room. I thought we must've been attacked by a Corrupted Gem, or Homeworld Gem, and I got knocked out during battle. But that didn't explain why I was laying on a bed in Amethyst's room, or why...I paused for a second. I smelled the air, and there was a certain scent in the air, a certain scent that only forms during or after...sex. Then, to my full surprise, I saw that my pants were missing! "Did I...no! Why would I do something like that with Amethyst!? Especially when I'm Connie's boyfriend, and Amethyst is Pearl's girlfriend!"

Suddenly, I heard a voice say "Good morning, Ste-Man".

I whipped my head up to see Amethyst walking towards me, hair down, wearing a purple bathrobe that came down to her mid legs. Yet, the upper part of the robe on her chest left little for the imagination. She kept walking towards me, a seductive smile on her face. So many questions were running rampant through my mind at that point, until Amethyst got onto the bed and kissed me on my lips.

All my questions stopped, halted, came to a standstill as her plump lips pressed against mine. The kiss lasted only lasted for two seconds, yet it felt longer than that, and during that time only one question was left in my mind, "What the hell happened last night?".

She backed away with a satisfied look on her face before turning on her heel and walking away. Amethyst soon vanished behind a junk pile, leaving me to my thoughts once more. Now all those previously halted questions began running through my mind again, this time with new ones added to the mix. "What did I do with Amethyst last night? Does anybody know I'm here? Does Connie know I'm here!?"

Hopping out of the bed, I frantically scanned the clearing for my pants. I didn't notice until a few seconds later that I was standing on top of them. Shifting to the side a bit, I picked them up and put them on. With my pants on, I decided to find Amethyst and ask her what exactly happened last night. I started making my way over to where Amethyst went, but stopped when she came around the same junk pile and ran into me, knocking us both on the floor.

"Ouch! Amethyst, what are you-" I started to ask, before a familiar voice came from around the junk pile.

"Amethyst! Why did you run away from me!? I just wanted to-" the voice stopped mid-sentence, as Pearl came around the corner, frozen in place as she stared at Amethyst and I.

"Amethyst...Steven!? What's going on here!?" Pearl shouted at us.

To Be Continued...

A/N: Hmm...this story started like a basic Fanfiction. Someone cheating on a person, and said cheaters being caught. Although, this is just the tip of the iceberg compared to everything else I have planned.