Two children were stood in the park play area, arguing. Their mothers hadn't realised the scale of the argument and simply left the two to their own devices as they sat talking on the bench. A strawberry blonde, five year old girl glared at the albino boy, who was a whole four months (and a bit) older then her and gave him a hard shove on the shoulder.
"I hate you more then you hate me!" Tayuya shouted.
"That's not possible, because I hate you more then anything in the world!"
"Yeah well, I hate you more then anything in the world ever, times by infinity!"
"I swear by Jashin, I hate you more then hate itself could ever hate something!"
"Hate's not a person so it can't feel, idiot! So nuuuuurrrrr!"
"Jashin's not a person either but he can feel hate and anger!" Hidan smirked and looked down at the slightly shorter figure of Tayuya. "You're what Daddy would call a 'pignoramus'."
Tayuya's face fell and Hidan instantly knew he'd gone too far with the name calling.
"Mummy, mummy! Hidan called me a pig!" The little girl ran into her mother's arms, wailing.
Hidan ran after her, hoping to undo the damage but was too late. His mother was already stood, a stern look on her face.
"Hidan! Apologise to Tayuya right now."
"But she started it!" He pouted, kicking at the ground with his scuffed up shoe.
"I don't care, you shouldn't called people nasty names." The strict, suited woman folded her arms against her chest and glared down at the young boy until he gave in. He would soon learn that a woman's wrath was never beaten.
"Tayuya, I'm sorry, I don't really hate you and I don't think you look like a pig."
"But I don't look like that ugly Ino either, right?" Tayuya sniffed, wiping her face with the sleeve of her top and untangling herself from her mother's arms.
"Nah, you're way prettier then Ino-pig." The pale boy took the younger girl's hand in his and half dragged her to the swings before anyone else could get them.
The little girl giggled and hugged her friend around the waist. "And you're cooler then Shikamaru too!"
Hidan smirked. "Yeah, I know."
"Heh, idiot boy." She elbowed him gently
"Stupid girl." He shoved her softly back.
A/N: Well, that was fun to write. Little kids and their funny ways of doing things never fail to make me laugh. It was fun to think of ways that they would insult each other without swearing, since I haven't heard many five year olds swearing like those two!
Hope you liked!