I Own Nothing... Well Except For My OC's. All Other Characters Belong To Hasbro.

"Talking"

"Thoughts"

"Anything Else"

Just another random day on this planet. Oh, let me tell you my name. I am Jake Eisienburg, 17 years of age and I am currently living in the united "D̶i̶p̶s̶h̶i̶t̶s̶- of America (well I meant United States Of America).

If you are wondering what I look like, I'm wearing a gray jacket, light black pants And white shoes. My skin is just a little darker than pale. I have black pupils and dirty blonde hair.

If You Think I Have An Ordinary Life, Just Kill Yourself. I Was Dumped Out At The Early Age Of 5 By My Biological Parents "Your Just A Mistake, You Worthless Piece Of Shit. I Never Wanted You." I Never Wanted You. Those Words Were The Last My "True Parents" Said To Me. After That I Became An Orphan Just Living It Out On The Streets. I Went Around And Found An Empty Abandoned Home To Stay In And Strangely This House Still Had Furniture In It And All That Good Stuff So I Just Went With The Shit . Don't Question Good Events. I Went To School But I Didn't Quite Get Along With Most People There. I Was Always Picked On For Being Different, Not Having The Latest Gadget, Not Having Cool Clothes, etc. I Wont Lie It Did Hurt Me At First But I Soon Got Used To It.

I Let Out My Frustration In Fighting/Training And As a Result I Got Toned And Had Muscles Which Helped End My Bullying Problem.

There IS Also One Last Thing I Have Been Hiding From You Guys. I. Have. Powers. You Guys Heard (Or Read) It Right. I Have Umbrakinesis , Telekinesis And Chronokinesis. I Realized I Had These Powers At Age 13 When I Was Just Goofing Of At Home. I Don't Abuse Them, I Just Use Them To Make Life As Dank As Possible (OK... I Admit That I May Or May Not Have Blew Up The Veggie Aisle At The Walmart).

This Is The Real Start Of The Story.

I Was Walking In My Neighborhood After School And I Was Looking Forward To Black Ops When I Saw This Strange Ring On The Ground That Was Glowing. Like The Dumbass I Am I Put It On My Finger. Shit Starts Really Quickly. I Look Around Me To See A Vortex Of Random Shit And Colors All Around Me And I Start Flying Up. "Welp Me, Looks Like I Wont Be Killin' Zombies Tonight". Those Were My Last Thoughts Before All Fell Dark.

3rd POV

Jake Looks Around Him To See That He Has Woken In Some Forest.

"Well Tie Me Up And Fuck Me Silly, I Have Landed In Some Forest Of All Places, Really! FUCK WHATEVER HIGHER POWER CHOSE THIS " Jake Exclaims Frustrated At Himself.

"Hmm, Do My Powers Work Here ?"Jake Wonders As He Powers Himself Up. Jake Levitates Himself With Telekinesis Answering His Own Question.

"Well Time To See What Items Do I Have Wait, What The Fuck Is in My Pocket ?" Jake Wonders As He Takes Out A Tuba From His Pocket. "Hmm Weird, Lets Experiment With This." Over The Next 2 Hours Jake Takes Out Various Things From His Pockets.

Jake's POV

"I Am Stuck Here In This Forest, With My Powers And Mary Poppins Pocket." I Got Everything But The Kitchen Sink. I Don't Think I Am On Earth As The GPS IS Pointing West. I Hope They Got Intelligent Life Here Or Else I Might Go Insane Without Any One To Talk To.

Activating My Umbrakinesis I Teleported In And Out OF The Shadows Until I Reached A Town That Looked Like It Was Straight Out Of A Kids Tv Show. The Most Shocking Part Was That This Town Was Inhabited by Technicolorful. Ponies.

Strangely These Ponies Were In Panic, Running And Screaming. Their Faces Looked Liked Those Of Distress.

However I Decide To See Whats Going On So I Continued Moving In The Shadows Until I Saw What Looked Like Wolves Surrounding 3 Mini Ponies. Actually More Like One Mini Pony, A Mini Pegasus And An Mini Unicorn. But This World Is As Twisted As A Twizzler Cause These "Wolves" Were Made Out Of Fucking Wood!?

Hmm... Now Time To Either

A. Save Ponies

B. Run Like A Bitch

C. Do Nothing

Choice 'C' Is Tempting But My Heart Tells Me To Go With Choice "A".

Coming Out A Shadows I Run Towards The Surprised, Horrified And Curious Ponies To Save Those 3 Mini Ponies With A Look Of Determination On My Face.

"Telekinesis : Warping" I Yell Out Creating A Flash That Teleported The 3 M.P's (Mini Ponies) Away. Which Makes The Wolves Find A New Target. ME.

A Certain Purple Unicorn

"SPIKE, Come On We Are Going To Applejack's. We Have A Picnic To Go To" I Yell To Spike, My Best Friend/Assistant.

"Us ? You Mean The Mane 6 + Me" Spike Mumbles As He Comes Down The Stairs.

"Oh Wait Do We Have Everything We Need?" I Just Went Around And Checked My Checklist For The 12th To See That We Were Ready To Go (You Can Never Be Too Prepared).

Stepping Out Of The Golden Oak Library, Spike And I Started To Make Our Way To Applejack's Apple Farm When...

" AHHHHHH... HELP... ANYONE !" Voices Cried In Terror... Actually I Think I Know These Voices. Wait. That's Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo And Applebloom.

"COME ON SPIKE, THE CRUSADERS ARE IN TROUBLE !" I Yell To Spike. Not Waiting For His Reply I Run Off To The Source Of The Voices, Which Surprisingly Was In The Middle Of Town. I Look In Horror At The Scene, Five Huge Timberwolves Were Circling The Crusaders With Malice Clear In Their Eyes And All Our Citizens Frozen With Fear. Pushing Through The Crowd I Noticed My Friends Up Ahead. However Rainbow Dash Seems To Be Bleeding With Fluttershy Treating Her Wounds.

"What's Happening !" I Cry Out.

"I Tried To Use My Speed To Get The CMC Away But The Wolves Over Powered Me And Kicked Me Away. S-So Now *Sniff* I'll Never Seem Them Again" Rainbow Bawls Out. I Take Note That Rainbow Is Very Emotional When Her Friends Seem To Be Getting Hurt, Cause I Have NEVER Seen Her Cry Before.

"Now, Now Sugarcube Ah Need To Toughen Up, Scootaloo Wouldn't Like It" Responds Applejack.

Out Of The Corner Of My Eye I See That The Wolves Are Making A Move And As One Of Them Leaps, I Cringe In Terror Expecting To See Blood But I See A Bipedal Creature Yelling "Telekinesis : Warping" And All I See Is A Flash And The CMC Right Next To Us.

"Guys, I Think That The Bipedal Creature Is Helping Us" I Say Nervously. As We Looked At Each Others Faces I Could Practically Hear "How Will This Creature Defeat5 Enormous Timberwolves.

Battle Scene

The Mad And Hungry Timberwolves Lunched Out At Jake But Jake Wanting To Have Some Fun Activated " Telekinetic Portals" Which Sent The Poor Wolves Crashing Into Each Other, Flying Through Air And Kissing The Ground.

Jake However Growing Bored Of This Decided To Throw Them Out Using "Telekinesis Subpower : Aerokinesis" Creating A Powerful Updraft Blowing The Now Exhausted Wolves Up Into The Sky Making Them Rain Back To Ground In The Forest.

Laughing At The Scene Jake Notices The Ponies Looking At Him With Some Fear And Curiosity And Also Anger.

Jake Pov

Damn, Are All These Ponies Actually Sentimental? But That Would Mean... Us Humans Don't Exist On This World... Which Would Mean That We Are Not The Dominant Species Which Could... WAIT!

I Thinking To Hard For This, But If This Is Actually Real I Need To Think About It.

Walking Off Into The Direction Of The Forest I Reached For My Headphones In My Mary Poppins Bag And Start Blasting Some Dubstep. Hmm I Think I Am Missing Somethin- Wait I Am! *Reaches For Coke*

Pulling My Hood Over My Head I Walk Off Into The Forest, Worrying About One Thing...

Does YouTube Work Here? I Can"t Live Without Vines.

Jake: That Sounds Cringy As F***

Me: *Shocks Jake* Zip It, My Story My Rules.

Also I Will Take CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTS

Chronokinesis = Time

Umbrakinesis = Darkness

Telekinesis = Mind

Jake Has Limits On His Powers Soo They Aren't OP.

Like If He Stopped Time For More Than 5 Minutes He Would Start To Hallucinate And Come In And Out Of conscience.