Disclaimer: I once dreamt that Harry Potter belonged to me, sadly, I woke
up. Harry Potter belongs to the wonderful J.K Rowling so please DON'T SUE!
Counts down to June 21.
A/N: There are spoilers from the 4th book and yes, this will be an R/H story. This is my first story on ffnet. Please REVIEW! No flames.
Mission: Get Fluffy
Prologue
Do you know what it feels like to be in a muggle roller coaster? The feeling is completely exhilarating, yet at the same time, you wonder if the ride will ever end. Your stomach feels like the bottomless pit of doom. That's a bit like my life. Who am I? Hermione Granger, 22 years of age. Saddest part? Other than the fact that I live with my parents, I haven't seen my best friends from school in the last 5 years. Yes, you read that right. Five years.
So much has happened in the past 5 years. 5 years ago, the famous Harry Potter killed Lord Voldemort. It's funny, it doesn't scare me to say his name anymore. 5 years ago, Dumbledore gave up his life trying to save Harry, Ron and I. 5 years ago was one of the last times I remember being happy, truly happy. What was the biggest thing that happened 5 years ago? I lost my best friend. I don't remember the details, it was stupid really. Some fight about Viktor Krum. After graduation, we said good bye, that's the last I've ever seen of him. Harry and I kept contact for a while, after while, he too was gone.
Who am I know? A cynical 22 year old who spends far too much time in the library. I can recite, Hogwarts; a History from cover to cover now. If not in the library, I mope at home. For a year after leaving Hogwarts, I joined Witch Weekly as a gossip columnist, they wouldn't give me any hard news. I hated it. Interviewing the weird sisters and critiquing fashion just wasn't my thing. I quit after a year. I now work for the WWIA, a spin-off of the Department of Mysteries. Undercover work in the magical world. Our biggest job, top secret operations in which we try to eliminate dementors, or the Dark from our world. My partner is Ginny Weasley, together we have put a total of 20 Death Eaters in Azkaban. Our biggest problem is the dementors, after their Lord was killed, they all have been wandering aimlessly randomly Kissing citizens.
Harry and a certain hot tempered red head became aurors. They have made the Daily Prophet rich with tales of their escapades. Vanquishing vampires in Transylvania and terrorizing trolls. The dynamic duo.
I don't know exactly when it happened or how. All I know is that at some point in time, my life changed from the same old, the same old. What was the event that changed my life? The Mission: Get Fluffy.
Sorry about that, I know this story is supposed to be humour. Don't worry, we're getting there. Please review. Your reviews mean so much to me.
A/N: There are spoilers from the 4th book and yes, this will be an R/H story. This is my first story on ffnet. Please REVIEW! No flames.
Mission: Get Fluffy
Prologue
Do you know what it feels like to be in a muggle roller coaster? The feeling is completely exhilarating, yet at the same time, you wonder if the ride will ever end. Your stomach feels like the bottomless pit of doom. That's a bit like my life. Who am I? Hermione Granger, 22 years of age. Saddest part? Other than the fact that I live with my parents, I haven't seen my best friends from school in the last 5 years. Yes, you read that right. Five years.
So much has happened in the past 5 years. 5 years ago, the famous Harry Potter killed Lord Voldemort. It's funny, it doesn't scare me to say his name anymore. 5 years ago, Dumbledore gave up his life trying to save Harry, Ron and I. 5 years ago was one of the last times I remember being happy, truly happy. What was the biggest thing that happened 5 years ago? I lost my best friend. I don't remember the details, it was stupid really. Some fight about Viktor Krum. After graduation, we said good bye, that's the last I've ever seen of him. Harry and I kept contact for a while, after while, he too was gone.
Who am I know? A cynical 22 year old who spends far too much time in the library. I can recite, Hogwarts; a History from cover to cover now. If not in the library, I mope at home. For a year after leaving Hogwarts, I joined Witch Weekly as a gossip columnist, they wouldn't give me any hard news. I hated it. Interviewing the weird sisters and critiquing fashion just wasn't my thing. I quit after a year. I now work for the WWIA, a spin-off of the Department of Mysteries. Undercover work in the magical world. Our biggest job, top secret operations in which we try to eliminate dementors, or the Dark from our world. My partner is Ginny Weasley, together we have put a total of 20 Death Eaters in Azkaban. Our biggest problem is the dementors, after their Lord was killed, they all have been wandering aimlessly randomly Kissing citizens.
Harry and a certain hot tempered red head became aurors. They have made the Daily Prophet rich with tales of their escapades. Vanquishing vampires in Transylvania and terrorizing trolls. The dynamic duo.
I don't know exactly when it happened or how. All I know is that at some point in time, my life changed from the same old, the same old. What was the event that changed my life? The Mission: Get Fluffy.
Sorry about that, I know this story is supposed to be humour. Don't worry, we're getting there. Please review. Your reviews mean so much to me.