The zamtrios
MH4 has been an experience, all the new monsters are pretty creative and the Zamtrios is one of them. When enraged, it encases itself in a body of ice which increases its attack and causes iceblight. And the design is really cool, all the spiky ice shards that armors his body, it's all good. Until we get to that part…
What in the world is that? That rubbery fatness, those grotesque veins around his belly and that jump! He looks like that fat fudge from "tongue of the fat man". Oh my goodness kill it with fire. You might think the ice armor one is awesome enough, but no he had to be fat as his third form. I think the game designers literally made a monster with the phrase "jumping the shark". Did I mention that the thing jumps? So now he's a toad/shark/pufferfish hybrid, nothing can top this, not even the kecha wacha.
The Zamtrios, when jocks gain the freshman 200…