Forensic Science (to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman") rated E (for eeewwww)
Forensic science
Is Abby's specialty
With her trained eyeballs
Blood upon the walls
She's as helpful as can be.
Down in the basement
Is her fine lab-ra-tor-y
Mass spectrometer
Special com-pu-ter
And a bat or two you'll see.
There had to be some DNA
For a moment she went blank
When at last she found
That the specimen
Should be in a sperm bank!
OH! (Eeeewwwww)
Forensic science
Can be challenging, you say
But Gibbs' gut is sound
He runs bad guys to ground
Each and every single day.
Slappity slap slap
Slappity slap slap
Look at Jethro smack
Slappity slap slap
Slappity slap slap
Giving Tony's head a whack!