Where's Tristan?
One day, Joey Wheeler and Yugi Moto were sitting at a table.
"Hey Yugi." said Joey.
"What?" replied Yugi.
"What happened to Tristan?"
"Ah. Yes. Tristan. Right. Him. Well, I figured you'd ask about him one day." Joey detected more than a note of hesitation in Yugi's tone.
"What's wrong Yug?"
"Tristan… is in Alaska."
"Oh noes why did he go I loved him so much even though he watches pornos"
THE END