Title: Men are from Mars, Women are from PS4-921

Disclaimer: I don't own or have any rights to Stargate SG-1, blah, blah, you've seen it all before

Rating: K+

Comments: What can I say, I've got the bug. Especially now that I'm on rotation and have that ever elusive thing: free time. I apologize to all the Sam, Teal'c, and Vala fans. I love their characters too, but I don't feel I write them very well yet, so I tend to focus on Cameron and Daniel. Not real sure where this one is going to go, but I'm hoping it'll be a fun trip.

"You know, all in all its not such a bad planet to be stuck on." Mitchell blinked at the scathing look from Jackson. "What?! Ok, so you're pissed because your work is at the SGC and you're stuck here. But, come on, sunlight, great weather, gorgeous scenery." Cam gestured expansively to prove his point. "Besides, Gen Landry told us to take the day off."

As much as Daniel hated to admit it, Cameron had a point. There were much worse places they could be stuck for a day while Walter trouble shooted the problem with the SGC gate.

PS4-921 appeared to be an uninhabited tropical paradise. Upon stepping through the gate, Vala had immediately lamented the fact that they couldn't spend any time on the beach. Maybe now she'd get her wish. Mitchell didn't even want to think about what she would use for a bathing suit; if she bothered with one at all.

They had left Sam and Vala at the gate to work the diagnostics from this end. Cam and Daniel were off to find a suitable water source in case this took longer than anyone planned. Poor Teal'c had been stuck in council meetings for the last three days and would probably be there for at least three more. Daniel felt bad that the big guy would miss this chance to relax a bit.

"So, you think the Ancients were really here?"

Daniel adjusted his glasses. "Well, this planet was on the list that Jack entered into the database. However, considering the absolute lack of any evidence of a civilization, I'd say they didn't stay for long."

"Craziness. I would have at least built a vacation home here." Mitchell's smartass grin disappeared as his foot was yanked from underneath him and he shot up into the air.

Jackson did his absolute best not to laugh, but Cameron's face had been absolutely priceless. It took a second for the implications of Mitchell hanging in the air to set in. He quickly followed Cameron's lead and brought his gun up to search for any activity in the area. After several minutes of searching, both of them lowered their weapons.

"Jackson, a little help here."

"Sure, just let me do one thing first." Daniel doubled over and laughed until tears flowed from his eyes. When he could breathe again, he straightened up and began looking for the release.

"Glad you're enjoying this," Mitchell grumbled. He wasn't about to admit to Jackson that he was pretty sure his foot was no longer attached to his leg.

"I'm sorry, aren't you supposed to be the ever observant military genius?"

"Yeah, but hanging out with you for so long must have brought my genius level down a few notches."

"Har, har."

"Only kidding, Jackson. You and Sam have definitely raised my IQ a couple of points."

"Yes, well…"

Now it was Cameron's turn to laugh. "We are NEVER going to live this down, you know."

Daniel was too busy trying not to throw up from his sudden ascent to answer.