Title: Unwritten
Author: snowwinter486
Pairing: Everyone/Kaku
Genre: crack
Summary: Eiichiro Oda is in the United States of America on a business trip to an Anime Convention. He expected people to cosplay as his characters. Not the other way around.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. All names, faces, areas, and people that you may recognize in this story is complete coincidental.
A/N: Oda, I'm so sorry, but I had to do this. To people that like this story: I may/may not re-write/add another chapter to his piece of crack.
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"Oda-sensei!"
A soft laugh as the male nodded as his fans as he boarded his black Volvo.
"...Are you ever going to tell them your real name?" the author turned to his book character, Rob Lucci, the infamous antagonist of his story 'One Piece', said, rather confused about all this, "Kaku-"
Oda, er... Kaku, sighed deeply, "Listen, Rob-"
"Lucci," the male said, "You were the one that didn't want the formalities," he said quickly.
Kaku sighed.
When had his antagonist become so gentle and kind?
Or demanding?
"Listen, I'm not Kaku."
"Your nose disappeared," Rob Lucci replied.
That was the last straw, snatching his phone up, he called his editor.
"Yes?" the smooth voice came, and she was very obvious.
"Why the hell did you give him sugar?"
"Well, you were the one that didn't turn that manuscript in last month..."
"I already told you that I was going to take a break for four week-"
"And then, you were three weeks late afterwords..."
"GAH-"
The abrupt scream that almost echoed as the line clicked.
"ARGH!" Kaku screamed in frustration as he sighed deeply.
And meanwhile, Lucci was very confused about all of this.