So, I've decided to make yet another Christmas story! This time it's about Zoro and Sanji. This will be a twoshot, and I'll publish the second one tomorrow, on Christmas eve!

Pairings: Mainly Zoro x Sanji, slightly Usopp x Kaya, Smoker x Ace, Franky x Robin.

Warnings: Boy on boy action! And those lovey-dovey moments that makes you wanna puke.

This is my Christmas-gift to you. I hope you'll like it. Enjoy your reading!


People in the hospital quickly pushed themselves against the wall as the pissed blonde stomped past them. Behind him a small doctor pitter-pattered, looking very nervous and flinched at every heavy step his friend made. Blue eyes scanned every door they passed. His friend, the doctor, had told him it was door with the number 2015. When then blonde man stepped out into the second floor's corridor his eyes immediately fell upon the door with the right numbers.

The man stopped outside the door, hand resting on the door-handle and he took a few calming breaths. He turned to the doctor who looked more nervous than ever, even a little bit afraid.

"Don't worry Chopper", the blonde mumbled and tried to give his friend a reassuring smile, and failed. "I won't KILL him."

"I wouldn't bet my money on that", Chopper muttered as the blonde opened the door and stepped inside.

A third man was sitting in the bed in the sterile hospital room. He wore a light blue hospital gown and in his lap a book was lying open. The sharp obsidian eyes was hidden behind a pair of reading-glasses, giving the man a very intelligent look.

"Oh, hi Chopper, Sanji" the man said and put his book and glasses away, giving them a warm smile.

"Are you feeling better Zoro?" the small doctor asked and walked over to the bed, looking over the journal beside the bed. "Has the pain-killers started working?"

"Yep, don't feel a thing", Zoro said with a grin.

"I think we can change that", Sanji growled and stomped over to Zoro and Chopper, already rising his leg to strike.

"No Sanji!" Chopper cried and stepped in-between the furious blonde and the bewildered green-haired man. "You promised me before I let you see him that you wouldn't hurt him!"

Sanji sighed and put his foot down, he had promised that.

"What's bugging you, curly-brow?" Zoro asked with a frown and crossed his arms over his chest.

Sanji just stared at the marimo. How could the idiot NOT know what was bugging him?

"You wonder what's bugging me?" Sanji growled between gritted teeth. "What's bugging me is that while I'm at work, Chopper calls me and tells me my idiot-boyfriend has been in a tavern fight. He tells me my idiot-boyfriend has a broken collarbone, two cracked ribs and is suffering from blood loss and that you, you idiot, has to stay at the hospital for at least three days for supervision!"

"So what? I've stayed at the hospital for longer than that before", Zoro answered matter-of-factly and shrugged his shoulders.

"It's Christmas tomorrow Zoro!" Sanji howled out, outraged. "You're supposed to spend this holiday with family and friends, not on a hospital all alone!"

Now it all dawned on Zoro. He was born in Japan and didn't really care for all the Christmas-stuff. Sanji, on the other hand, was born and raised in France. Christmas was a great thing there and very important to Sanji. The swordsman sighed and rubbed his temples with one hand. He really had screwed things up this time.

"Chopper", Zoro called after a moments of silence, catching the doctor's attention. "Will you leave us alone?"

Chopper looked worried and Sanji rose his eyebrows suspiciously, but neither of them said anything. After looking between the two lovers, trying to make sure that they wouldn't kill each other, Chopper sighed and nodded. When the door closed and left the two men alone in the room, Zoro patted the spot beside him on the bed; beckoning Sanji to come over and sit. Sanji gave up his hostile defense and sank down on the bed. Zoro rested his hand on Sanji's thigh, warmth spreading through Sanji and made him shudder.

"I'm sorry about this, Sanji", Zoro started and squeezed the jeans-clad thigh. "But I needed to protect Johnny and Yosaku. They drank too much and ended up in a fight. I would never do this on purpose, you know that."

Sanji sits quiet after Zoro's apology, hands resting on his knee.

Zoro never liked Sanji's silence. When the cook was angry and screaming, Zoro could handle him, but silent like this, his blonde seemed defeated. He needed to make Sanji's mood lighter.

"Don't worry about me cook", Zoro started. "You know I don't care about celebrating Christmas that much anyway. The most important thing is that you have fun. If you don't want to be alone after the party, I'm sure someone will let you stay at their place... right?"

Sanji still didn't answer and Zoro got really worried. The blonde's bangs were covering his face, not letting Zoro see his expression. The green-haired man's well hand grabbed hold of the stubby cheek and jerked Sanji's face towards him, making the blonde look at him. His lover's expression struck Zoro as lightning.

Tears was threatening to fall from the ocean-blue eyes and his lips were trembling slightly.

"S-Sanji", Zoro whispered terrified and cupped the cheek.

The blonde leaned into the touch and closed his eyes, making the tears in the corner of his eyes fall down his cheeks.

"I'm horrible Zoro", Sanji finally spoke up, voice rough and in a whisper.

"What? No you're not", Zoro said frowning.

"Yes I am. I was never worried about you", Sanji said with a thick voice. "I know you always make it through. When Chopper called and told me you were on hospital, I wasn't thinking about your health, but that I would spending Christmas eve and Christmas day without you."

Zoro's eyes widened. Sanji really took this holiday seriously.

"Is Christmas really that important to you?" Zoro wondered in a gentle voice, stroking his boyfriend's cheek with his thumb. "You don't even believe in God."

"You don't have to", Sanji explained and brought his hand up to brush over the resting hand on his cheek. "For me, Christmas is about fellowship, like friends and family. I don't think you should buy presents because you have to, but because you want to show the people how much you actually care. This is our first Christmas together as a couple, and I had hoped it would be the best one ever."

Zoro's heart broke a little when he saw the disappointed look in Sanji's face. Oh, how he wished he had just stayed home and watched that ridiculous chick-flick Sanji had made him watch a hounded times already, instead of going out to drink with his friends.

"You're not selfish for wanting to be happy together with me", Zoro said and jerked Sanji towards him.

Sanji's head landed on Zoro's healthy shoulder, half-lying on the bed.

"We will just have to make next year even better", Zoro whispered in Sanji's ear, making the blonde shiver.

"You promise", Sanji asked with a childish voice and grabbed the gown Zoro was wearing.

"I do", Zoro confirmed and kissed his lover's fore-head.

They laid like that for a while, Zoro stroking his hand through the golden locks and Sanji's hand brushed over the strong, bandaged chest carefully. Zoro buried his nose in Sanji's hair and sniffed. He loved the blonde's smell, it always got to his head.

"I wish we were home in our own bed", Zoro murmured into Sanji's hair.

Sanji couldn't stop himself from rolling his eyes. How did romantic situations like this always end up with Zoro saying something that implied to him wanting sex?

"It doesn't matter where you are right now", Sanji spoke and sat up-straight, earning groan from Zoro. "You still couldn't do anything in your condition."

Zoro muttered something uncatchable and Sanji left the bed, peeking out from the room. He caught a glimpse of Kaya, Usopp's fiancée and Chopper's assistant, walking by.

"I'll be back in just a minute", Sanji said to Zoro and rushed out of the room, ignoring Zoro's wild protests.

"Kaya-chan", Sanji called out and caught the sweet woman's attention.

"Ah, Sanji-san, I heard about Zoro's condition from Dr. Chopper. I'm glad he's alright, but it must be hard on you, right before Christmas and all."

"Yeah, but I think we'll live it through", Sanji said with a charming smile. "I wanted to ask if you've seen Chopper? I need to speak to him about something."

"I'm right here Sanji", a tiny voice announced from behind.

"Oh", Sanji said and turned around, meeting Chopper's brown eyes. "Good, I need to talk to you."

"Sure", Chopper said and looked over at Kaya. "Kaya, do you think you can go and check these two patients for me?"

"Of course doctor-san", Kaya said with a smile and took the journals from Chopper before leaving the two friends alone.

"So what did you want to ask me Sanji?"

"Well", Sanji started and rubbed his neck uncertain. "I know Zoro is hurt and that he shouldn't move, but what if I, you know..."

Chopper stared at the struggling blonde for a while before sighing heavy.

"I may look like a little childish Sanji, but I'm not stupid. Really, can you guys never take a break?"

Sanji's face flushed at Chopper's straightforwardness.

"It's not me! That marimo has way too much hormones!"

"Fine, but he can't do a thing! His wounds may reopen. You have to do all the work."

"Sure thing doctor", Sanji said and gave Chopper a goofy grin before skidding off back to Zoro's room.

Zoro was glaring at him when he opened the door and slipped inside.

"Where did you run off too?" Zoro asked suspiciously.

"Just made sure that Chopper was okay with me getting you off" Sanji said rudely and swayed his hips seductively as he walked over to the bed.

"Y-you can't just ask Chopper something like that!" Zoro hissed.

Sanji rolled his eyes as he took of his shoes and climbed into the bed. He sank down on Zoro's lap and pushed the man so his back was leaning against the pillows along the wall.

"When are you going to realize that Chopper isn't a little kid anymore? He's way more grown up than some people I know."

Sanji gloated in Zoro's pouting expression a while before he leaned forward and kissed the marimo. He opened his mouth when Zoro's tongue asked for permission and their tongue's swirled around in their own private dance. Sanji moaned when a hand sneaked up his thigh and squeezed his ass.

"Don't", Sanji panted against Zoro's lips and grabbed the groping hand and pulled it away.

"Why not?" Zoro asked with pissed expression.

That perfect shaped butt was only his to touch, and he wanted to touch damn it!

"Chopper told me you weren't allowed to do a damn thing."

"Oh? How do you plan to get me off then?"

Sanji pulled away so Zoro could see the cheshire grin on his lips.

"You just lean back and enjoy my demonstration."

Zoro wanted to answer, but groaned instead when Sanji palmed his semi-hard cock through the gown's fabric. A few talented strokes and Zoro was worked up into full hardness. When Sanji's long finger's finally slipped under the fabric and grabbed around the heated flesh, Zoro released a relieved whimper.

"You sound so good", Sanji coed and moved his body backwards and lowered his face.

The blonde removed the blankets and pushed the gown up to Zoro's chest, leaving him naked from the stomach down.

"Happy to see me, as always", Sanji said more to himself than Zoro and squeezed his cock a little harder.

He grinned at the needy moan Zoro made an lowered his head, but he didn't touch the member with his mouth just yet. First he breathed over it, letting the warmth fall down the twitching flesh. Then he blew on the head, making Zoro yelp from the sudden cold air.

"S-stop your freaking teasing, cook", Zoro said with a strangled voice.

"Yes yes", Sanji answered and wrapped his moisturized lips around the head, much to Zoro's relief.

The swordsman had learn early in his relationship with Sanji that the blonde had a wicked mouth; both from kisses and blowjobs.

The pink, wet muscle circled the leaking head before making a trail down the prick's underside, all the way down to the base. Then he licked the same trail up again and wrapped his lips around the head again. Sanji started at a slow pace, working his way down the stiff shaft as long as he could. The blonde surely hadn't heard about gag-reflexes as Zoro felt how almost his whole length was swallowed down. Sanji hollowed his cheeks and picked up the pace, feeding on the sounds that spilled over Zoro's lips. His hands that had been stroking the muscular abs went down and placed themselves on the tanned hips, keeping Zoro from jerking up into Sanji's hot cavern.

"Fuck, I'm close", Zoro whispered and grabbed the blonde's hair in a fist.

Sanji's blue eyes met Zoro's own lust-clouded obsidian ones and the tanned male groaned in pleasure. He was at his limits, and Sanji could feel it too. The marimo's thighs were trembling and he was biting his lower lip, almost drawing blood.

Sanji let go of the erection with a pop and mumbled: "Come for me Zoro", before devouring his lover's shaft once again, picking up the speed.

Zoro groaned and felt how his mind clouded up fast. The last thing he felt before hitting his high was the vibration around him when Sanji hummed.

"Argh, fuck Sanji", Zoro muttered and released his seed inside the blonde's awaiting mouth.

Zoro's leg spasmed in pleasure and he took a few deep breath. When he came down from his orgasm, Sanji had moved away from on top of him and was sitting beside him again.

"Feeling better?"

Zoro answered with a satisfied grin, before realizing Sanji's own state.

"Let me do you too" Zoro offered and tried to palm Sanji's erection, but the blonde stopped him.

"No can do. Chopper said I had to do the work."

"Where's the fairness in that?" Zoro muttered but let his hand fall back beside him.

"You'll just have to blow my mind when you get out of here", Sanji said with a sultry voice and leaned over for a kiss.

Zoro could feel the taste of himself in Sanji's mouth. Oh he would blow the cook's mind alright.

"I have to go now, I promised to pick Luffy up for a last minute shopping", Sanji said and looked at his watch. "You rest and get healthy as soon as possible okay?"

Zoro gave his blonde a warm smile and a nod.

"I'll come visit you tomorrow too so-"

"Don't bother", Zoro interrupted him. "I know how busy you'll be, and you shouldn't leave the party for my sake. I'll be happy if you give me a call tomorrow night."

"You sure?" Sanji asked with a concerned look.

"Yes I am. For me it's just another day."

"Whatever you say marimo", Sanji said and rose, tired of trying to make Zoro interested in Christmas.

"Hey Sanji", Zoro called out when the blonde was walking through the door.

"Yeah?" Sanji asked and turned in the doorway.

"When you say shopping with Luffy, are Ace tagging along too?"

"I don't know", Sanji said and titled his head. "Luffy didn't mention it, but you never know with Ace."

"No you don't", Zoro muttered, unsatisfied with Sanji's answer.

"Oh come on you shitty marimo", Sanji said with an annoyed expression. "I'm not going back to Ace. We have both moved on."

"You sure he has?" Zoro asked skeptically.

"Isn't he in a relationship with Smoker?" Sanji pointed out.

"That apparently doesn't stop him from being all over you, especially when I'm around."

"Now you're just being ridiculous. I don't like Ace that way anymore. You don't have to worry about me leaving you."

"It's not you I'm worried about, it's him."

"You're being childish. Bye marimo."

"If he's tagging along, be sure you always have Luffy between you!"

"I'm leaving!"

"Sanji!"

"What now?" Sanji asked annoyed and turned in the doorway for the second time.

"Merry Christmas."


"What are we gonna do? We can't just celebrate Christmas without Zoro."

"No we can't. Sanji was really down when we were out shopping."

"I might have a solution."

...

"Yohohoho, that's an excellent idea Robin!"

"But If we're going to make it, we have to distract Sanji-bro in some way."

"If he sees through this it will all fail."

"We will just have to have a bait."

"I know just the right one!"

"A-are you sure Luffy, I don't think Zoro will like that."

"Oh he will get over it! Luffy you're in charge of telling the bait what to do."

"Alright!"

"Does everybody else know what to do? Great, we'll do this for Zoro and Sanji-kun."

"I'm super pumped. Everybody, let's make this the greatest Christmas ever!"

"Yeah!"


What are they planning? I'll let you know tomorrow!

Hm, hmmm? How did you like the first part? I think the second part will be a little longer and a little juicer, yay! It has to be since it's Christmas Eve right?

Merry Christmas sweets! / Love Milow