A Smashy Christmas
Chapter 1: When your hands get frostbite
'Twas a wintry day in the Smash Mansion.
First wintry day in a while.
It was snowing.
And for once, the children actually went outside.
Fox made pizza.
Falcon flirted.
Luigi was locked in chains in the basement.
The usual stuff on wintry days.
The thing was that Master Hand wanted to go outside.
Being a hand, he only had thimbles.
Still with me?
Doesn't look like it.
Anyway, Jigglypuff was scaring the heck out of everybody.
"Jigglypuff-a! Stop! Don't-a hurt me!" Mario exclaimed.
"Jig jig! Translated: YAY!" Jigglypuff said, looking over cute.
"YAAAH!" Mario screamed.
Mario jumped on top of Yoshi, who collapsed under his sheer weight.
"Arararararara!" Yoshi cried.
"No, Jigglypuff-a! Don't-a!" Mario said, backing away.
Yoshi stood up, looking at Mario impatiently.
"NOOOOO!" Mario cried.
Yoshi turned Jigglypuff into an egg.
"Thank you-a!" Mario said, sighing.
Yoshi threw the egg that contained Jigglypuff at Mario.
"YAAAAH!" Mario screamed.
Yoshi howled with laughter.
Then, a monstrous black hand came into the room.
Mario screamed again.
"Relax, it's me, Master Hand. I got frostbite," Master hand said.
Mario sighed with relief.
"That's why I am missing two fingers!" he said in a way you'd expect someone to smile unnaturally.
Mario screamed again.
Ganondorf was walking along.
"Ahhhh, nothing but a peaceful day in the snow," he said.
He walked along, silently.
Suddenly, a snowball hit his face.
Ness and Popo laughed really hard.
"DIE!!!!!!!!" Ganondorf screamed as he made a ball of darkness and sent it upon the children.
"AAAUGH!" Popo and Ness screamed simultaneously.
The ball of darkness hit Popo and Ness, turning the surroundings into nothing but ash.
"Stupid kids, ruining scenery," Ganondorf muttered.
Ganondorf walked back inside the Smash Mansion, only to find Crazy Hand with a pizza.
"Can you even eat that, being a hand and all?" Ganondorf said, looking at Crazy Hand mush his fingers over the pizza.
"ANEEWUN CAAN EET PEETSA!" Crazy Hand said, crazily.
Ganondorf walked up to his room, glancing at Link's room on the way in.
Ganondorf paused for a moment, and then turned away in disgust.
He walked into his room.
"How nice, Master Hand giving us Christmas trees," Ganondorf said, impressed.
"What the-?" Ganondorf said looking at the large black object next to the tree.
"Heheh, sorry. Still decorating the tree," Master Hand said.
"No- Master Hand! Your black!" Ganondorf said, astonished.
"Didn't I put that on the bulletin board? I have frostbite," Master Hand said.
"Errr… Okay…" Ganondorf said, backing towards the door.
"GANONDORF! MASTER HAND'S GONE CRAZY! HE IS MISSING TWO FINGERS!" Mario screamed, running into the room.
Ganondorf screamed, and the trio ran outside in a flash.