The Poem Of Porky Minch

by Lord Hyness

This is a short poem narrated by Porky Minch himself. Warning: there are spoilers for both Mother 2 and 3! This is my first poem on the site, and I felt like trying iambic pentameter. Constructive criticism would be appreciated.

Disclaimer: This poem is just for fun and isn't intended to make money off of Shigesato Itoi's creation. This is my first poem on this site so if it isn't very good, that's probably why.

Also, SPOILERS:

Trapped, trapped, trapped. At least I achieved my goal,

Of total omnicidal destruction.

I'll never die, I'll never die, Ness! See!

I've finally beaten you at something!

See how it feels, to be the loser? See?

Spankety spankety spankety! Ness!

You'll be my friend now, won't you?

Someday, I'll get out of this container,

This so-called Absolutely Safe Capsule!

And I will not be seen as a minor!

I will be seen as the lord of travel,

Through time! I will be the divine maker,

Of modern life, until I am fragile.

Which will never happen! Eternity,

Belongs to me! Ness! Lucas! Understand?

Everyone who won't like me is gone! You?

I meant business! You have ceased to exist,

And I'm loving every second of it!

Can we be friends? Or will you reject me again?