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I moved my body to the music. We were feeling lucky that we could even get into the club but thanks to Carly's brother Spencer we managed to slip in. Sometimes it was weird how Spencer always had the hookup...it felt like a plot filler...
As I was pondering Sam poured a glass of ice cold water over my head.
"Sam, god can't you give it a rest for one night?!" I asked exasperated.
"Freddie, your shirt made my eyes hurt, so I did something about it."
"It's just wet now!!" I yelled. The club was getting louder.
"Yeah, but I need to humiliate you everyday" Sam shrugged. "Ohhh an added bonus. Nice nipples"
"What the..." I stammered.
"Freddie don't worry about it, just umm....spin around fast to make it dry." Carly offered.
I forgot Carly was even there. Noticing how she was being sympathetic I gave things another shot.
"Love me?" I begged. She just rolled her eyes.
"Well I'm not gonna go through the whole night spinning like an idiot or being wet." I said annoyed. I stood up on a table so I wouldn't bump anybody and took my shirt off. It wasn't that weird since a couple of other guys were shirtless.
Unfortunately right when I started to take off my soaking shirt a new song started. It had that bump bump bump, feel. Like...stripper music.
I was now the center of attention of my friends. As if I planned this whole thing or something. A few people close by also started to stare. I never had this much attention in my life from anyone besides my mom. I'd show Carly how fun I can be.
I started to thrust my pelvis to the music which caused people to cheer. I smile spread across my face as I kicked off my shoes. Luckily one hit Sam in the head.
I was backing it up and shimmying all over the place. People were clapping and dancing along.
"This is my moment!" I thought.
I decided to go for the kill and rip off my pants. The minute they hit the floor the song switched. A person from across the club screamed "THIS IS MAHHH JAMMMM!" With that everyone's attention was elsewhere. Well everyone's except for my friends.
"You're......pretty well hung" Was all Carly could muster.