Well, I came up with this after seeing a you tube video, hope you like it. I own nothing.
It was a normal day for the Ginyu Force. They were outside doing, well what they do best, and that was dancing.
"No no no, you sashayed when you should have turned." Captain Ginyu bellowed. Jeice, Burter, Recoome and Guldo were out of breath.
"We've been at this for two hours, when do we get a break?" Jeice asked. Captain Ginyu turned to him.
"You'll get a break when we get this done right. Now, let's start from the beginning." he said. He turned on the cd player, and Dancing Queen by ABBA started playing.
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, (They start to jive)
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.
Friday night and the lights are low,
Looking out for the place to go,
Where they play the right music,
Getting in the swing. (Burter swings Jeice so hard he lets go and flies into a mountain)
You come in to look for a king,
Anybody could be that guy,
Night is young and the music's high, ( Guldo does a ballerina jump)
With a bit of rock music, everything is fine,
You're in the mood for a dance,
And when you get the chance.
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen, (Recoome does a split and hurts his nadds)
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine,
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life,(keeps jiving)
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.
You're a teaser you turn em on, (Captain Ginyu shakes his hips provocatively)
Leave them burning and then your gone,
Looking out for another, anyone will do, (Captain Ginyu grabs Burter and starts grinding his hips against the others)
You're in the mood for a dance,
And when you get the chance.
You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen,
Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine,
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life, (Captain Ginyu is the only one left to jive)
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen.
The music ended and Captain Ginyu stood tall and proud.
"Well people, that went well you can all rela-" he stopped speaking when he turned around and saw his entire crew sprawled out on the ground passed out. Recoome, was on one side, holding his balls, while still in a split, Jeice was smashed against a mountain, Guldo was just lying there, and Burter was in a very…provocative stance.
Captain Ginyu turned the music on to Lady Marmalade and started shaking his money maker, unaware the rest of his crew had come too. They took one look and passed out again, scarred for life of the image of their Captain, shaking his invisible breasts.
Yes I know stupid but it came to me. You don't have to review, and flames are accepted, it was a crappy story.