I'm just a thick Bulgarian idiot
Just wanna get it on with Hermione
And can you hear the sound of the stadium?
Quidditch star, but hell am I whiney.
Welcomed to a brand new sensation
Tried to win the cup for my nation
Everything was meant to be ok
Knocked out by a crazy Death-Eater
I hate his guts, the whacked-out old geezer
Karkaroff was just a coward
Well maybe I'm a fucking Bulgarian
I'm not a part of the famous trio
Just wanna get it on with Hermione
Don't think Ron would allow that to happen, though.
Welcome to a brand new sensation
Tried to win the match for my nation
Everything was meant to be ok
Took rather a lot of British scorn
When we lost to a bunch of leprechauns
But our Veelas were so damn sexy!
I'm just a thick Bulgarian idiot
Just wanna get it on with Hermione
And can you hear the sound of the stadium?
Quidditch star, but hell am I whiney.
