Deidara's Secret
"Ahem, upon reading chapter three hundred fifty-nine of the Naruto manga series, it is now nigh unavoidable that Deidara, is, in fact, a guy. However, instead just owning up and admitting that I was wrong about Deidara's gender, I did some sleuthing, and I discovered something shocking.
"The Deidara appeared in my various works, was not Deidara, but in fact, Deidara's identical twin sister from an alternate future timeline that came here in order to make FemaleDeidara supporters, like myself, feel better.
"Therefore... The Deidara I've been writing is technically an OC. Hah!" Yelled the author.
FemDei looked at the author like he was crazy. "Screw this. I'm off sleep with my alternate past twin brother."
And with that, FemDei walked out of the dungeon.
The author stopped his maniacal laughter to realize that he was manacled to the wall. "Dagnabbit! Now I must politely request that someone release me from my imprisonment." He looked around once more. "Ah, what the hey. Row, row, row, your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream! Good night everybody! I'm here all week!