Title: "Behind the Drapes"

Rating: PG13

Warnings: Minor language, light voyeurism

Genres: Humour S/R and James

Time Period: WMPP

Summary: James is awakened by strange sounds in the middle of the night!

Word Count: 989

Disclaimer: is JKR"s :(

Beta'd by the ever brilliant Brighty!!

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James POV

Something, some sound, pulled James out of dreamland and into a groggy state of awareness. "Wha... he mumbled to himself, trying to discern what had woken him. Then he heard it again. A pained groan, it was coming from behind Remus' closed drapes.

"Moony," he thought, "sounds like he's in pain." He was just about to climb out of bed and check on his friend when he heard another voice emanating from behind Remus' drapes.

"Merlin, Remus, you're so tight," Sirius' hushed voice carried across the dormitory to James.

That made him come to a screeching halt. He froze, blanket still in hand, listening. A distressed sigh, then Sirius again, "You need to relax."

"What the ..!?!" went whirling though James' mind.

The next moan to drift from the bed had a much more pleasurable quality to it.

"Better?" asked Sirius.

"Yes," came Remus' breathy reply.

James sat there, dumbfounded, as he continued to hear slight moans and whimpers.

"Oh," Remus gasped, "right there!" He heard Sirius chuckle then Moony continued, "Harder!"

Sirius grunted, "I don't want to hurt you."

"Erm, I'm not made of glass. Just do it, please?"

Sirius grunted again, this time Remus' deliciously satisfied groan followed.

"Feels so good... uh... don't stop."

James' face burned as noises continued to assault his traumatized ears. He grabbed his wand, spelling is curtains shut and cast a sound blocking charm. He lay back, trying to sort out what had just happened. His best friends, they were gay? They were together? They didn't tell him? Thinking back he tried to see if there had been any signs this had been going on right under his nose. Those two had always been somewhat affectionate with each other. Sirius, was by nature, a physical person and Remus seemed like he could often use a hug. He had never thought anything strange about it, even if it had increased slightly over the past few years. He had just figured it was a canine thing. Curling up on the couch together was a doggy thing, right? He sighed, how could he have been so dense? Rolling over he tried to slow his jumbled thoughts and reverse the pout that had formed from being left out of a secret by his friends... by Sirius. Eventually, sleep reclaimed him.

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Moony & Padfoot POV

Sirius futilely was trying to get to sleep but every few minutes he heard the rustle of sheets and the creek of the bed next to his. Moony obviously was not sleeping either. Sighing, he rose, padded across to the other boy's bed and ducked through the hangings.

"Moony," he whispered softly, looking down at the boy who was currently tangled in his sheets. "What's wrong mate? Can't sleep?"

"Padfoot?" Remus replied, opening his eyes at looking up. "I'm sorry, did I wake you?

"Naa, you've been making to much bloody noise for me to get to sleep," he said with a smirk in his voice. "Honestly, why are you shifting around so much?"

Remus grimaced, "I was stupid and didn't go get a pain potion from Poppy tonight and after all the romping around in the forest last night, every muscle in body bloody well aches. I just can't seem to get comfortable."

"Ah, well let's see what we can do about that. Budge over and lie on your stomach," Sirius commanded with a sly edge to his voice.

"Sirius, wha--" Remus tried to ask as the dark haired boy jumped on his bed and began rolling him over.

"Hush! You, my dear werewolf, about to receive one of the famous Sirius Black's Super Relaxing Fabulous massage!"

The other boy chuckled at the description. "Really Pads, you don't have to. I'll be fine," he said sincerely. He hated to be a bother.

"You assume I am doing this for only you! I want to sleep some time tonight too you know," chuckled Sirius softly into Remus' ear.

Remus acquiesced as Sirius dug strong hands into his lower back and rubbed upward. "Ow!" came the thought to his brain as he moaned out in pain.

"Merlin, Remus, your so tight," Sirius said, feeling knotted muscles in Remus' back and shoulders refuse to budge under his ministrations.

Remus gave a distressing sigh. Shaking his head Sirius responded with, "You need to relax," emphasizing his point lightly shaking the boy's shoulders until he felt Moony finally give in and loosen up.

Moony moaned in pleasure this time as Padfoot kneaded his shoulders right at the junction of his neck.

"Better?" asked Sirius.

"Yes," came Remus' breathy reply.

Sirius continued the massage, fingers moving up and down his spine, pulling the stiffness out of tired arms and legs. Remus couldn't contain delighted moans and disconcertingly puppy-like whimpers. A small hiss of pleasure escaped his lips as Sirius pressed down on his right shoulder blade.

"Oh," Remus gasped, "right there!" That was a major knot and it needed to go away. Sirius chuckled at Remus' pleading request. "Harder!"

Sirius grunted with the added effort but then backed off, "I don't want to hurt you."

"Uhh, I'm not made of glass. Just do it, please?" He was desperate now, knowing how much relief he would get when that horrendous knot disappeared.

Bearing down, Sirius worked the knot loose as Remus moaned in satisfaction. "Feels so good... uh... don't stop."

Remus continued with pleasured cries until Sirius couldn't stand it any more and burst into giggles. "Moony, you should hear yourself! One would think we're shagging in here!"

"Git! I can't help it." He paused. "You just too good, Siri," he said in mockingly high pitch.

"You're the git," Sirius snorted back, lightly slapping his shoulder. "Think you can sleep now?"

"Yes," Remus sighed contentedly into his pillow. He turned his head looking at Sirius in the dim light, "Thank you, Pads."

"No problem, Moons," he said sincerely while playfully ruffing the others' tawny locks before backing of the bed.

"Goodnight, Padfoot."

"Goodnight, Moony."

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A/N Yep, that's the end! :D Hmmmm, Is there really something going on between Sirius and Remus? Will James confront them in the morning? We''ll just have to wait and see. :D Thanks for reading, please review!