Adrianna came home one day and noticed some new furniture. Two chairs and a beanbag couch.
"Mom, where did you get this new furniture?" She asked
"IKEA" her mom said. Adrianna then sat down on the beanbag couch and found it to be quite comfortable. Until it began having coitus with her. It then turned out to be Jack Eaton. She screamed but then she stopped because it was pleasing. After a few minutes the sex stopped.
"Why" She asked. Jack began panting. She looked inside his pants and saw a brown spheroid emerging from his vaginal canal.
"IT'S CROWNING!" She said. "PUSH!"
He pushed as hard as he could and George came out.
"Hey guys, when's the next robotics meeting?" He asked.
"Mom, we have a new sofa" Adrianna shouted down the hall. They all then sat down on jack and laughed about it.
The end