Ding!

Annabeth checked her laptop, well Daedalus's laptop. She had mail, she grinned this was her favorite part of the day. She leaned over the keyboard and earnestly read.

Dear Annabeth,

I'm new here and I don't want to get on the Ares kid's bad side, which seems like their only side.

Please, please, please help me.

If you don't help me I'll mess up per usual and find myself in a very painful situation. I've asked around and learned you're the only one who can help. Also you're the smartest girl in camp and apparently, Aphrodite campers excluded, dating the hottest boy in camp. I've seen him and, don't worry, he's not my type, no one really is... Because I'm a boy...

But please, I'm a moron and if I don't get your help then I will do something stupid like I am always doing and... THEY ARE WORSE THAN ANY BULLY EVER! Please don't show this to the world... I'd be terrified...

Here's my email address:

(Demigod email addresses are personal and I don't know if you're a monster or not so I can't show you. Sorry. :)

Signed,

Clueless Apollo kid.

She grinned.

A boy admitting his idiocy? Classic! She really wanted to help him. She did. And she would. She began to type.

Dear Clueless Apollo kid,

Don't worry, you're probably not a moron, at least not a bigger one than my boyfriend is. And believe I'm gad to know you're not interested in him, he being a boy and you being a boy and all. I won't show this to the world, I typically don't if someone asks me not to.

Anyway. Here are some things you can do to keep on the Ares kid's good side:

Do not say any poetry, sing any songs, or do anything remotely creative in front of an Ares kid.

Don't beat them in anything

Never argue with them.

Try and make friends with one of them.

Never talk about them behind their backs.

Do not show anyone ever this list.

I hope this helps you!

Signed,

Annabeth.

Now all she had to do was press send.

DING!

Her job was NEVER done.


So what do you guys think? Does it have ANY potential whatsoever at all? Thanks. Your criticism is much appreciated guys!

P.S. If you want to adopt one of my stories PM me and I'll tell you what's up for adoption. (I.E. Not Leo Valdez Show)