The Death of Ron Weasley

by xLittleFoolx

The second in the series of suicides not as morbid as it sounds . I own nothing, but JKRowling does!

The Death of Ronald Weasley

I am going to kill Lavender (ugh! Psycho ex-girlfriend!) She frikin turned Hermione into a plastic doll! With no clothes, boobies, or womanly parts! I'm gonna go kill her.

.:10 minutes later:.

Hermione is back to normal. Yay! The only problem is that I have a detention with Snape…ugh-oh…

.:5 minutes later:.

Met Harry in the dungeons. Well, he sorta ran past me, naked with girly parts. He saw me and freaked out. I'm going to go in now. Oh wait! I have to kill Lavender.

.:10 minutes later:.

Lavender is dead! Yay! Time for my detention! Boo!

.:3 days later:.

I just got out of detention. I am now married to Snape, have 7 children, and defeated the Dark Lord. What a time…

.:1 week later:.

Harry is dead. Hermione turned me back into a dude. Snape figured out I wasn't Harry's mum and committed suicide. I am happy.

.:3 days later:.

I'm depressed. Bye bye world!

RON WEASLEY DIES