ssoo ffn deleted my old story THE REAL HARRY POTTER STORY, because they said it wasn't much of a story.
i have to agree. it was just like 4 words long, so i'm changing it up a bit. might not be as funny, cus it's not as random, but TOO BAD! heehee
review it and LIKE IT!
WHAT J.K. ROWLING REALLY WANTED TO WRITE IN HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
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"I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" Voldemort said.
"no, you really aren't. don't make me call neville!" harry said back. EVERYONE was scared of the BAMF! (1)
"NNOOO! NOT THE BAMF! PPLLEEAASSEE!"
"i'm going to call him using my COOL FAKE GALLEON!"
"NNOOO."
"yes. i just said i was going to. geez, open up those ears you idiot...wait, do you even HAVE ears?! i never payed any attention to it! TURN TO THE SIDE!"
neville appeared out of no where, shoving Voldemort aside and walking up to harry.
"YOU SUCK! thbtht."
neville pulled out his wand. and then
they all died. (cept for neville cus he's a BAMF.)
SCAR.
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(1) if you don't know wut BAMF is, tbhtbht. :)