"Okay class, who can tell us who the 16th President of the United States was?"
A little boy with silver hair raised his hand. "Sensei, why are we learning about the United States if we're in Japan?"
"Just because, Niou-kun." Now, does anyone know the answer?"
This time, a boy with redish-pink hair raised his hand. "It's the top hat guy, right?"
"Marui-kun." The teacher growled. "What's his real name?"
"The top hat guy."
"No! His real name!"
"Exactly, the top hat guy!"
"It's Abraham Lincoln, for god's sake!"
Niou raised his hand again. "Abraham Top Hat Lincoln?"
That day, Niou and Marui were the first 1st graders to get suspended for making their teacher got to the hospital ward for teachers that have gone insane.
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A/N I think this is the shortest thing I have ever wrote. I got the idea in art, when I was drawing a picture of Abraham Lincoln. My teacher said that she figured out that it was Lincoln was because of the top hat :P.