In this epic tale, all the Nintendo/Sega characters I could remember are in
this story, hopefully you'll like it.
(It was a normal day in Mushroom Kingdom, meanwhile in Bowser's Castle however; he was planning his "new" way to kidnap Princess Peach.) Kamek: Where the hell is that big tub of lard, he said he'd meet us here. (All of the sudden, glass shattered everywhere, and a creature had appeared) Kamek: Who are you? Creature: I am Mizar Kamek: Where's Bowser? Mizar: You mean that wimpy human I beat up so easily, he's rotting in one of my Jail cells, now you will surrender to me. Kamek: And if we don't? (Lasers came out of Mizar's eyes and destroyed a Koopa Troopa) Mizar: Your fate will be worse than that turtles. Kamei: Ok, just please don't kill me. Mizar: That's better, let's go, you turtles stay here. (He walks out a few hundred yards and picks up a 10-ton bomb and hurls it towards the castle, destroying it.) (20 minutes earlier) (Yoshi was sitting in his house watching the Nudie channel, and the screen changed, a news report appeared) Reporter: Attention, a big craft has just appeared on earth's surface about 300 miles south of Mushroom Kingdom, we strongly advise you to evacuate the area, In other news, Mewtwo, Juno, and our earthly defender, Talis has just disappeared, we are in¼. (Just then Mizar appeared on the screen and was in a dark room) Mizar: Attention puny humans of Mushroom Kingdom, I have kidnapped your 3 best earth defenders, Mewtwo, Talis, and that moron Juno, I will take over your puny world, and no one can stop me, and just to make you stupid humans mad. End Transmission. Yoshi: What?!?! NOOOOOOOOOO! (Yoshi went to the phone and dialed Mario's Number and was panicking) Yoshi: Mario?! Mario: God, Yoshi, its 3:00 in the morning, what did you have a nude nightmare? Yoshi: Dammit Mario, there's this guy Mizar who is gonna take over the world and you need to round up the gang. Mario: Ok (He hung up) Luigi: What is it Mario? Did Yoshi have another nude nightmare? Mario: No, he was babbling about some idiot named Mizar. (Suddenly the t.v. flashed on and the reporter was on the set) Reporter: Attention Mushroom Kingdom, Mizar has just moved faster, at the rate of speed, he will be here in 5 minutes, we've gotten reports that he has already destroyed 3 cities, including over 1000 deaths, we strongly advise you to evacuate the area. Mario: Oh shit, I'm outta here. (Mario got his cell phone and called everybody and told them to meet them down in the shelter. Peach came walking with some AK-47's) Yoshi: Look at that hot mama's err, guns. Everyone: Yoshi! Toad: You been watching that porn again? Yoshi: Hell yeah! (Suddenly a hole appeared in the wall and people came out, they were Kazooie, Banjo, D.K., Diddy, and Tiger.) Kazooie: Hey bitch what about us. Everyone: Kazooie!
(It was a normal day in Mushroom Kingdom, meanwhile in Bowser's Castle however; he was planning his "new" way to kidnap Princess Peach.) Kamek: Where the hell is that big tub of lard, he said he'd meet us here. (All of the sudden, glass shattered everywhere, and a creature had appeared) Kamek: Who are you? Creature: I am Mizar Kamek: Where's Bowser? Mizar: You mean that wimpy human I beat up so easily, he's rotting in one of my Jail cells, now you will surrender to me. Kamek: And if we don't? (Lasers came out of Mizar's eyes and destroyed a Koopa Troopa) Mizar: Your fate will be worse than that turtles. Kamei: Ok, just please don't kill me. Mizar: That's better, let's go, you turtles stay here. (He walks out a few hundred yards and picks up a 10-ton bomb and hurls it towards the castle, destroying it.) (20 minutes earlier) (Yoshi was sitting in his house watching the Nudie channel, and the screen changed, a news report appeared) Reporter: Attention, a big craft has just appeared on earth's surface about 300 miles south of Mushroom Kingdom, we strongly advise you to evacuate the area, In other news, Mewtwo, Juno, and our earthly defender, Talis has just disappeared, we are in¼. (Just then Mizar appeared on the screen and was in a dark room) Mizar: Attention puny humans of Mushroom Kingdom, I have kidnapped your 3 best earth defenders, Mewtwo, Talis, and that moron Juno, I will take over your puny world, and no one can stop me, and just to make you stupid humans mad. End Transmission. Yoshi: What?!?! NOOOOOOOOOO! (Yoshi went to the phone and dialed Mario's Number and was panicking) Yoshi: Mario?! Mario: God, Yoshi, its 3:00 in the morning, what did you have a nude nightmare? Yoshi: Dammit Mario, there's this guy Mizar who is gonna take over the world and you need to round up the gang. Mario: Ok (He hung up) Luigi: What is it Mario? Did Yoshi have another nude nightmare? Mario: No, he was babbling about some idiot named Mizar. (Suddenly the t.v. flashed on and the reporter was on the set) Reporter: Attention Mushroom Kingdom, Mizar has just moved faster, at the rate of speed, he will be here in 5 minutes, we've gotten reports that he has already destroyed 3 cities, including over 1000 deaths, we strongly advise you to evacuate the area. Mario: Oh shit, I'm outta here. (Mario got his cell phone and called everybody and told them to meet them down in the shelter. Peach came walking with some AK-47's) Yoshi: Look at that hot mama's err, guns. Everyone: Yoshi! Toad: You been watching that porn again? Yoshi: Hell yeah! (Suddenly a hole appeared in the wall and people came out, they were Kazooie, Banjo, D.K., Diddy, and Tiger.) Kazooie: Hey bitch what about us. Everyone: Kazooie!