Disclaimer: The Diary of a Wimpy Kid Universe belongs to Jeff Kinney I got nothing but enjoyment out of it
Chapter: 1
Sep: Monday
It was the summer holidays, I was stuck indoors playing video games, which is a good thing! You know how I got a diary last year? Well Mum was pretty proud of herself for coming up with that one. So this year she went and bought another one. But remember how this random guy just came up to me while I was holding the book in the boys bathroom in the Leisure Towers? Remember when he hit me? Well the same thing happened today. My brother Rodrick came up to me and yelled SISSY! That was while beating me up with is bare fists and pushed me over. Now that everybody in my family know about the journal. I bet their going to harass me around the house this year.
Even though I was happily playing video games my summer was pretty lousy too. Dad made me sign up for the gym team, and I tell you what it wasn't a whole to of fun. Firstly it felt like a girls club. Secondly I could tell all the girls were whispering bad thing about me. Apart from that I tell you that Rodrick had to sign up too! But that includes me getting harassed while Rodrick also makes good impression on the girls. So the next day, bet he has too much girls to deal with! By the way had you ever felt how cute it is to have a girl kiss you? Well just now a girl ran into Rodrick's face and smooched. I don't what has been up these days, maybe sex? That's overwhelming!
In the afternoon Manny ran towards my bedroom and said: "Giv'o me'o my Tingy!" I told him I didn't have Tingy but I wouldn't have said that so loudly, because on the next second Manny was crying. He said that I gave him a pinch on the back and drew a big bump on his back for proof. That meant I had to go to bed at 6.30pm. I couldn't watch the Monday special so I had to watch it on the computer instead, but that has to be tomorrow.