Disclaimer: I don't own Dangan ronpa... style. *puts on sunglasses*
*has bricks thrown at her by angry reviewers who are sick and tired of her bullshit and her gangnam style reference*
srsly, they sound the same, kinda! *more bricks are thrown*
"Footballs."
"PLAY IT."
"You WHAT with a football?!"
"Sonia, quit-zzzzzzzzz..."
"We're talking about sex, right?"
"No, footballs, ya dickwad."
"See, we ARE talking about sex!" Gundam chirped, happily.
All we have to say at this point is that they found alcohol on the island. What can I say? Monobear was ready for anything! Regardless, they all ended up on the beach We'll leave everything that way.
"Gundam, if I was having sex with Nidai-" Peko began.
"HEHEHEHEH..." Nidai laughed.
"-what... condom should I use?" She asked.
"Duh, a scarf. I mean, a purple scarf." Gundam purred, taking his scarf off and handing it to her. Everyone gasped, even in thier hopped-up state. Gundam NEVER took his scarf off.
"Can I use this?" Peko asked, in amazement.
"Yusssssss... safety first," Gundam crowed, falling face-down into the sand.
"LOL SAFETY!" Nidai bellowed, as Peko dragged him away.
"Mmhmm. Wait, what the fuck?" Komaeda groaned. "I don't have a purple scarf!"
"How many do you have, Gundam?" Togami asked, not really interested.
"It doesn't matter. The only protection you need for your hand is a glove..." Akane drawled.
Everyone laughed, and it took several minutes for them to calm down again. There was a zipping sound. They turned around to see Hinata... and suprisingly, his hand wasn't down his pants. He was just opening a bag of pencils. Why pencils? No one fucking knows.
"Damn, pencils? Jesus, that is KINKY. What- what- what- is it gonna be "that" type of party?" Sonya giggled.
A/N: Well? Is it? You tell me! I'll write anything at this point! So... if it turns out to be a group lemon...?
I'M PRACTICALLY ALREADY GOING TO WRITE IT, SOMEONE AGREE WITH ME.