KK, so I was just talking to my friend Jayne (squaybe) on yahoo, and this is the result!
Squaybe: bop!
uhh...
Buzz?
Me: buzz? what buzz? I swear to god I'm not Drunk
wait, backtrack
I swear to Drunk I'm not God
squaybe: lol
Me: haha
squaybe: i gotta webcam
Me: AWESOME! NOW GIMME!
squaybe: getur own!
Me: gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!!
squaybe: u know, if you download yahoo messenger 10 and get a webcam, we could video chat
Me: fuck you, you know I don't have the money
/s/5518443/1/The_Ten_Best_Ways_to_Act_Stupid
squaybe: well, messenger 10 in free, and u could watch MY webcam...
Me: THE TEN BEST WAYS TO ACT STUPID
*points at URL*
Squaybe: I no, now shut up and let me read
Me: k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
k
K
u done yet?
squaybe: waz with the k's?
Me: no idea
squaybe: almost
THAT.
WAS
FUCKING
HILARIUSE!!!
Me: you spelled HILARIOUS wrong. see the difference?
Squaybe: shut UP!
Me: NO
squaybe: *please?*
Me: **? why the **?
squaybe: with pretty stars on top?
Me: haha
no
squaybe: ?
Me: READ
MY
LIPS
U
SPELLED
IT
WRONG!
!!
!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
squaybe: what? WHAT did i spell wrong?
Me: HILARIOUS!
YA DOUCHE!
squaybe: so? u fixed it fo me
Me: NOW YOU SPELLED FOR WRONG! OF AAALLLLLL THE WORDS TO SPELL WRONG, YOU PICK FOR?
YOU SMELL!
squaybe: but itz not for. iz fo
Me: IT'S AND IS, NOT ITZ AND IZ!
squaybe: but itz not its itz itz
and u said i can't spell
XD
Me: YOU, NOT U!
squaybe: but itz not you, itz u, see?
Me: STOP!
squaybe: theres a differance, duh
Me: YOUR MAKING THE VOICES ANGRY!
DIFFERENCE, NOT DIFFERANCE
squaybe: u just tell ur damn voices to go to hell, mk?
Me: !!!!!!!!!!!
squaybe: thatz wut i thoguht
Me: THOUGHT, NOT THOGUHT! you just made it sound like tho-gut
!!!
!!!!
!!
squaybe: i ment to do that
XD
Me: THO-GUT! YOU MEANT THO-GUT! ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
squaybe: U
Me: ?
squaybe: never mind
Me: LOL!
squaybe: lol ur ass!
Me: O.o
squaybe: jk
Me: ooooo, thats dirty
squaybe: LoL
Me: haha
squaybe: yep
Me: /watch?v=8gaPklI_ps4&feature=PlayList&p=99FCF2F9A7E4DC8B&index=51
squaybe: i wonder what that was called...hm
Me: umm, what?
squaybe: hmm... i wonder what that was called
(duh!)
Me: OMG!
squaybe: what is it now?
Me: I'm listening to the RUSSIAN VERSION!
squaybe: kewl..
Me: Sounds friggin AWESOME!
squaybe: kewl...
Me: ............................................ ........................................... ........................................... ........................................... ......................................... ........................................... ............................................... ........................................... .......................................... ...........
squaybe: so does the girl in the vid. blow them all up, er wut?
Me: *shrugs shoulders*
squaybe: uhg
*ME!*
Me: ?
squaybe: hug me...
Me: *hugsies*
squaybe : *hugsies back*
U
Me: O_o
squaybe: W
Me: ?
squaybe: ut the duck?
Me: O.o
squaybe: ding dong!
Me: *smiles and backs away slowly*
squaybe: the witch is dead!
the wicked witch is deaaad!
Me: OMG!
squaybe: SMILE!
*click*
Me: Some ITT tech dudes were looking at my laptop, and they said, and I quote, "Your computer is dead. D E D dead"
squaybe: i'm ur stalker
Me: WTF?
squaybe: like edward cullen
Me: D E D DOES NOT SPELL DEAD!
and these were the SMART people!
squaybe: then talk to the dumb ones
Me: I'm talking to you aren't I?
squaybe: for your life, pretend you did not just say that.
Me: I am, though
squaybe: i'll sick edward cullen on you!
Me: AHHHHH!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
squaybe: he'll try to make you see him sparkle!
in secret places
Me: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *cowers under couch* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!!!
squaybe: ooooooowwwwwhhhhhh.....
Me: I don't even wanna knoe
*know*
squaybe: yes u do
its a new drug called Nevermore
iz fun
wwweeeehhh
Me: OOOOO!!! ME LOVE PIXI STIX!
squaybe: those are SO last minute
not that i can tell the time...
Me: ME NO CARE!
squaybe: but still!
Me: LOVE!! LOVE PIXI!! LOVE PIXI STIX!!
squaybe: i love Never! dun-da-dun-dun-dun-dun
i love Never!
Me: READ ME BOOK!
squaybe: me no wanna
Me: duhn
duhn
duhn
squaybe: duhn
Me: DIE!
squaybe: um... no
Me: *cries* BUT WHY?
squaybe: casue i don't wanna!
XD
na na nana na!
Me: DIE! *sicks Strigoi Dimitri on you*
squaybe: (this will sound really grose)
how bout IN me?
XD
Me: !
squaybe: yum
Me: did you notice I put LAMA on the end?
squaybe: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: ...
squaybe: no i didn't
Me: O.o
Squaybe: wow
look up^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Me: I did doof
squaybe: made you look!!!!!!!!
Me: ^^^
LAMA POWER!
squaybe: DONKY POWER!
Me: you mean ASS POWER!
squaybe: or dog power...
Me: BITCH POWER!
squaybe: TO THE MAX!
Me: DITTO!
Squaybe: dude
watz with the ditto?
u ruined my mood
Me: we should totally friggin make this one of those fanfiction chat room stories!
Squaybe: would people really want to here us bitch?
Me: *shrugs* I like out-of-date things *winks inconspicuously to smexxi Russian dude*
dunno
that would be friggin awesome though.
and they technically have with the chats I put between us at the ends of my chapters
squaybe: but not JUST bitching
Me: oh, well, I'm gonna
squaybe: i got new moon candy yesterday
Me: AAAAHHHH!
did it have edward?
squaybe: no
Me: YAY!
squaybe: team jacob!
Me: ALL THE FRIGGIN WAY!
squaybe: HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: jacob and that sexy peice of ass on him!
squaybe: ???
Me: ?
Jacob has a sexy ass
squaybe: yeah, but wuts IN FRONT OF HIS ASS?
Me: TAYLOR LAUTNER IS HOT!! H U G H T HOT!
oooh, thats dirty
Squaybe: no, he's SEXY!
duh
Me: I know some sexier
Squaybe: who
?
Me: DIMITRI FRIGGIN BELIKOV IS THE SMEXXIEST PERSON ALIVE! (or undead, however you wanna say it)
squaybe: ur gonna kill me, but HE'S NOT REAL!
Me: I
DO
NOT
CARE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
squaybe: i like taylor lautner better
Me: *picks up machine gun and points it at you* what did you say?
squaybe: I. LIKE. TAYLOR. LAUTNER. BETTER!
wut u gonna do about it?
punk?
Me: OOOOOO! YOU'RE IN FOR IT!!!!!
Squaybe: bring it on
Me: If we didn't live an hour and a half away from each other I'd come over there and kick your ass
squaybe: XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Me: And you know I would too, wouldnt I five foot maniac?
squaybe: this is a quote from . see if you can tell what it means.
"An act or stimulation of the felletis"
Me: I AM NOW FIVE SEVEN! I CAN KICK ALL YALLS ASSES!
squaybe: *snickers* it means a blow job
Me: HAHAHAHAHA!
squaybe: i'm still 5 2
they should make a sex smily
Me: I'm a whole friggin five inches taller and four days older
speaking of which…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Squaybe: thanx!
i got to go
seeyas!
Me: AWWWWWWWW!
buh buy
*three minutes later*
Me: AHH!
i LOST it!
squaybe: *sighs* lost what?
Me: I lost our chat!
do you still have it
?
squaybe: yes
all of it
Me: if you do, copy/paste into email and send it to me
squaybe: mk
ill do it now
Me: THANK YOU!!
There you have it, a regular convo between me and my BFF Jayne! REVIEW!