Pollicle Dogs aren't black or white
Pollicle Dogs are rather large
Pollicle Dogs aren't merry
Or bright!
Or pleasant to hear when they howl!
Pollicle Dogs don't have cheerful faces
Pollicle Dogs have dull black eyes
They lie around, lazy and foolish
And wait for their humans to fill their bowls!
Pollicle Dogs develop quickly
Pollicle Dogs are much too big
Pollicle Dogs are rolly-poly
Because they cannot dance a gavotte or a jig
Until the Pollicle Sun appears
They don't make their toilette and don't have repose
Pollicles don't wash behind their ears
Pollicles don't dry between their toes
Pollicle Dogs aren't white or black
Pollicle Dogs are of way-too-big size
Pollicles sleep like a drowsy mouse
Pollicle Dogs have quite dull eyes
They're way-too-loud in the morning hours
And Much too-loud in the afternoon
Reserving their non-existent terpsichorean powers
To sleep by the light of the Pollicle Howl
Pollicle Dogs are not black
Or white
Pollicle Dogs as we said are Large
If it happens to be a stormy night
They will whine and shake in the hall
If it happens the sun is shining bright
You would say they had so much to do at all
They are howling and wasting themselves to be right
To ATTEMPT to ruin the Jellicle Ball!
Ok, yeah, I was bored, had writers block, and thought it would be fun to write. so... R&R!!!!!!!
PS: If you don't know the lyrics(Yeah, I'm sure you do... but...) HERE THEY ARE!
Jellicle Cats are black and white
Jellicle Cats are rather small
Jellicle Cats are merry
And bright
And pleasant to hear when we caterwaul
Jellicle Cats have cheerful faces
Jellicle Cats have bright black eyes
We like to practice our airs and graces
And wait for the Jellicle Moon to rise
Jellicle Cats develop slowly
Jellicle Cats are not too big
Jellicle Cats are roly-poly
We know how to dance a gavotte and a jig
: Until the Jellicle Moon appears
We make our toilette and take our repose
Jellicles wash behind their ears
Jellicles dry between their toes
Jellicle Cats are white and black
Jellicle Cats are of moderate size
Jellicles jump like a jumping jack
Jellicle Cats have moonlit eyes
We're quiet enough in the morning hours
We're quiet enough in the afternoon
Reserving our terpsichorean powers
To dance by the light of the Jellicle Moon
Jellicle Cats are black
And white
Jellicle cats as we said are small
If it happens to be a stormy night
We will practice a caper or two in the hall
If it happens the sun is shining bright
You would say we had nothing to do at all
We are resting and saving ourselves to be right
For the Jellicle Moon and the Jellicle Ball!
Jellicle Cats come out tonight
Jellicle Cats come one, come all
The Jellicle Moon is shining bright
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball
Jellicle Cats come out tonight
Jellicle Cats come one, come all
The Jellicle Moon is shining bright
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball