Finchel vs. Puckleberry
Set during Season 2 after Finchel breakup. The glee club have an argument.
The glee club were sitting in the choir room for a before school glee session, Regionals were only two weeks away and Rachel had insisted they needed to use every minute possible. But the loud brunette was nowhere to be seen, and neither were Finn and Puck. Will walked into the room, looking confused.
"Where are the others?" he asked.
"Obviously Finchel are doing some making up." Kurt smirked.
"That's gross." cried Santana. Everybody turned to stare at her. "Not the sex bit... The Finchel bit. Finchel sucks. You know what's hot? Puckleberry!"
Brittany agreed with her best friend, "Finchel are alright but Puckleberry are like sparkly rainbow unicorns. Even Lord Tubbington agrees."
"Man-hands better not be trying to steal my guy again" Growled Quinn. She received a surprising glare from Santana, who had become close to Rachel since Finn had dumped her again at Christmas.
The rest of the club suddenly joined in with the argument. Mercedes, Tina, Artie, Mike, Sam and Kurt were very strongly in favour of Finchel but Santana, Brittany and Quinn were on team Puckleberry. Santana had even got them matching "Team Puckleberry" T-Shirts to wear (Except for Quinn as Santana insisted she wasn't deserving of one)
Will gave up on trying to calm down the club. "Whose idea was it to put all of the loudest, most dramatic students in one room?" he muttered to himself, resting his head in his hands.
Because of all of the commotion, nobody noticed when the doors opened, revealing Finn looking confused. "What's going on?" he asked. Nobody knew how to reply. So they didn't, just continued arguing.
"Finn is like twice her height..."
"Puck used to throw slushies at her."
"He chose her over football"
"Finn joined glee club for her"
"He joined because Mr. Schue blackmailed him."
"Finchel is endgame!"
"At least Puck can make his mind up"
Finn decided not to get involved. So he did what he did best, look confused and walk away. In the corridor he noticed two laughing figures.
"I agree with Santana" Puck whispered, pressing a gentle kiss to Rachel's temple.
"Me too" Rachel whispered. "Me too"
The two of them walked into the choir room holding hands, provoking huge gasps from all over the Finchel supporters and cheers from Santana and Brittany, who ran over to celebrate.
"Finally Puckleberry 2.0 is here."