Chapter 0: Major Tom La Li Lo Li Level Design is shit
PREVIOUSLY ON PARANORMAL SMACKDOWNTIVITY:
WHAT DO YOUWANT FROM DIS FAMILY FOUL DEMON
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SMUCKERES JELLY
AHH I DIED
YOU ARE THE EVIL
XX666NATAS666XX
PRESENT TIME:
I was so sarcred to see my old foe. that is rite, I WAS THE KID THAT RECIEVED THE GRODONG FORGEMNAT PLUSHIE. NATAS was walking closer, spitting human flesh from his mouth and becoming beigger and spookier. the blord was so thick in my face so i had to rely on my keen sence of debauchery to escape. I went back upstairs to try and turn off the game but the kid was waiting for me only it wasnt a kid it was darth mauls ultimate final form 100% powered up. luckily my name was games so i challanged him to a fite, he swung but missed and killed NATAS only NATAS didnt die bcuz their needs to be more sequels. the husband was still alive so i killed him and his unborn Lemony Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events on sale now only at Best Buy!
The sun went dark and i realized that this was the apocalypse n we cUd not defeet the enemy so I used the secret patsudatsufatsumajikaibokaku technique to kill darth maul. Then my friend that was a girl that i happened to be fucking at the time came over and started exposing her breasts to me. I was thoroughly underwhelmed. The sun turned back on, but it was no ordinary sun it was the sun with the face of XX666NATAS666XX!
-TO BE CONTINUED-