Hello, this is insertnamehere21, with a story called "How not to write a Total Drama fanfic." This is a troll fanfic that I just threw together in four hours, though you could probably tell
A lot of readers and writers on hate bad fanfiction and feel the need to report it and get it taken down, but I personally think it's hilarious to read how bad they are.
Even though I mock bad fanfictions in this story, I'm also sort of celebrating them at the same time, so this is a bit of a pastiche/parody. A pastirody, if you please.
This is not the first fanfic of this kind. There have already been similar fanfics by "Bad-Asp" and "ewisko". They are hilarious to read, but they are also a little short, so I've decided to make a series out of this.
That's right, the 22 original contestants (with many, many alterations) will be competing.
Enjoy, flame or lose your sense of sight. Any option is good.
AN: Tank u Maven 4 helpin me with da spellin. I cudnt v dun it without u.
A man stood in front of the camera. He was Chris.
"My name is Chris," Chris said. "This is Total Drama. There is 22 contestants. The contestants are arriving now. First is Owen."
"Wa-hoo."
"Gwen."
"Ugh."
"Heather."
"Ugh."
"Duncan."
"Hahaha!"
"Leshawna."
"Hello, my brothers."
"Geoff."
"What up dudes?"
"Izzy."
"Me like being here."
"DJ."
"Eek."
"Lindsay."
"I'm so dumb."
"Bridgette."
"I'm a vegetarian."
"Trent."
"I love Gwen!"
"Eva."
"Grrrr…"
"Harold."
"Gosh!"
"Courtney."
"I'm a CIT!"
"Sadie."
"Eeeeeiii!"
"Beth."
"This is incredulous."
"Cody."
"Codemeister's here!"
"Izzy."
"Yay!"
"Tyler!"
"I love sports."
"Katie."
"It's summercamp!"
"Justin."
"I don't speak."
"Noah."
"Whatever."
"Eva."
"I'm strong!"
"Ezekiel."
"YO-YO-YO! I hate girls!"
"Now you're all here. Here are teams.
Owen, Heater, Leshawna, Izzy, Lindsay, Trent, Harold, Sadie, Cody, Tyler, Justin, Eva are Happy Hippos
Gwen, Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Bridgette, Eva, Courtney, Beth, Izzy, Katie, Noah, Ezekiel are Angry Rhinos.
For first challenge you must milk cows."
The contestants all milked cows.
Gwen milked the most. She won for the Rhinos.
The Happy Hippos lost. They went to bonfire ceremony.
"Owen!" Chris said.
Leshawna
Izzy
Trent
Harold
Cody
Justin
Eva
Lindsay
Tyler
Heather."
Sadie did not get a marshmallow cause he didn't milk cows cause she missed Katie.
She was sad.
"I'll win for you," said Katie.