My first story on here, I hope you enjoy! This wonderful quote will very much apply to my story:
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."― Oscar WildeMr Romulus went up on stage to address his pupils
"Hello school" he said "Welcome back to another year!"
"Wahoo!" said the nerd Roderich "I heart school!"
"Shut up Edelstein" said Mr Rom
":'(" said roderich and gilbert gave him a w wedgie
"Ok nyways, i hope u have a good school year && that u all have fun. rmember what u put into it is what u get out of it" (A/N: got dat motto from my school XD)
the bell rang nd everybody went to class. mr romulus drank some wine because he is rome if u didn't no alredy(and lets be real if u didn't ur kinda dumb like HELLO? who founded rome and stabed his bro remus, romulus did!)
in mr wangs math class, mr wang was givin out the back 2 skool tests. Alfred the school jock and MAJOR HOTTIE 333 was like "yooo wtf is this" and mr wang goes like "oh Alfred be quiet u hot stud"
everybody handed up their tests and mr wang graded all of them in like 5 mins because he is like super smart? even though hes prttttyy old
"wel u all EPIC FAILED les miserbly on that test except 4 feliks who scored 100% well dun"
"hahaha h*ck ye u hear that im like supa genius suckaaassss" said feliks while he drank from his juice box
kiku was SHOCKED and disgusted at the outcomes of the test. how dare a nona sian be the best in math class it goes against all logic in television, against the status quo, he wud be plotting his rvenege...
arthur creped his thru the halls, he did not want 2 be seen at this veairy moment as he had important business 2 do but it would cost him his reput8ion at GAKUEN ACADEMY or w/e the damn school is called.
he tapped the shoulder of a certain blond who was currently makin out w/ a hot chick, the hot blond pulled apart fromt he kiss 2 look at him "what is it eyebrows cant u see im in the middle of getting laid non?"
"ye but i need help"
"what is it arhtur kun cud it be ur craving my CROSSAINTS?"
"nO! GROSS! DISGUSTING! no i want u 2 help me be popular..."
francis waggled his eyebrows "oh rlly well
Whenever I see someone
Less fortunate than I
(And let's face it - who isn't
Less fortunate than I?)
My tender heart
Tends to start to bleed
And when someone needs a makeover
I simply have to take over
I know I know exactly what they need
And even in your case
Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face
Don't worry - I'm determined to succeed
Follow my lead
And yes, indeed
You will BE
Popular!
You're gonna be popular!
I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys
Little ways to flirt and flounce
I'll show you what shoes to wear
How to fix your hair
Everything that really counts
To be popular
I'll help you be popular!
You'll hang with the right cohorts
You'll be good at sports
Know the slang you've got to know
So let's start
'Cause you've got an awfully long way to go:
Don't be offended by my frank analysis
Think of it as personality dialysis
Now that I've chosen to be come a pal, a
Sister and adviser
There's nobody wiser
Not when it comes to popular -
I know about popular
And with an assist from me
To be who you'll be
Instead of dreary who-you-were:well are
There's nothing that can stop you
From becoming popu-
Ler: lar:
La la la la
We're gonna make
You popular
When I see depressing creatures
With unprepossessing features
I remind them on their own behalf
To think of
Celebrated heads of state or
Specially great communicators
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!He,he!
They were popular! Please -
It's all about popular!
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!(Ahh!)
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it
Your new found popularity
La la la la
You'll be popular -
Just not quite as popular
As me!
(MUSICAL NUMBER OVER HOPE U LIKED IT!)
"wt f ck " said arhtur "how is gthat gonan help me u just started singin in the halls what?"
"shh mon petit, zat ees only the start oui" francis replied "we must train u first and zen i promise u, u will be popular ohonhonhonhon"
TO BE CONTINUED!
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