Underfist: The series
It was a quiet day for Underfist. In fact, it had been a quiet couple of weeks! After four years of protecting the Earth from invaders, the gang had finally earned two full peaceful weeks. A lot had happened in those four years, Billy was finally going through therapy to reverse Bonbon's psychiatric damage. Mandy was no longer U.S. President, on account that she was well under 35, so now she was State Governor. Mindy was back to normal, thanks to Grim, Witch Worm removal was something only his family knew how to do.
"Isn't it a lovely June day!" asked Fred, walking into the Underfist living room.
"Wait, you horned monster man-child, did you just say it's June!" Hoss asked Fred, in disbelief.
"Yes. I just changed the calendar." Fred answered, in his stupid way.
"That doesn't make it June." Replied Hoss.
"It does if it was supposed to be done a few days ago." Said Skarr.
"So why didn't anyone tell me or change the calendar on time?" Hoss demanded, it was clear he was angry.
"It's been so quiet, we just forgot, yo." Replied Irwin.
"Why is it such a big deal?" Jeff asked.
"I have a payment due!" Hoss answered.
"A payment to who, yo?" asked Irwin.
"I'd rather not say." Hoss answered.
"Is this about that Child Support thing you always ramble on about in your sleep?" asked Skarr.
"Yes." Hoss admitted. "Wait, how'd you know that, you one-eyed weirdo?"
"One, my bed is above yours. Two, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night." Skarr replied defensively. "I mean, the things we do, the thought of my beautiful garden in the hands of that insane, Ernest. It's a wonder I get any sleep at all!"
Everyone stared at Skarr. Then Irwin turned to Hoss. "So, what about you and child support?" Irwin asked him.
Hoss looked uncomfortable. Finally he said, "While Eris and me were dating, we, um, conceived a daughter. Her name is Dysnomia."
"Why didn't you tell us, yo?" asked Irwin.
"Well, it's sort of embarrassing." Answered Hoss.
"We've all got our dark, embarrassing secrets." Said Fred, "Like how I used to swim in cheese."
"That's not embarrassing or dark, just stupid." Remarked Skarr.
"You're starting to sound like Mandy." Irwin said to Skarr.
Skarr just rolled his eye while Hoss went to get May and June's payment.
The knock on Underfist's newly fixed vehicle startled everyone. "I'll get it!" Irwin announced. He answered the door, and saw two preteen girls with duffle bags. One looked like Eris, but had strawberry blonde hair and her dress was more American and paired with a pair of leggings. The other, looked like Velma Green when she was young, but had four eyes!
"Is this the Underfist residence?" the spider girl asked.
"Yes." Irwin answered, "Who are you?"
"I'm Dysnomia Delgato, Goddess of Lawlessness," the human girl said, "and this is my friend, Viola Green-Harrison."
"You're Dysnomia?" Irwin asked Dysnomia.
"Yes. Can we come in?" Dysnomia replied.
"Sure." Irwin replied. As the two girls walked in, Irwin yelled, "Hoss! Your daughter's here!"
"Dysnomia?" asked Hoss.
"Who else?" Irvin retorted.
Hoss went into the room, and stared at the two girls.
"Hi, Dad!" Dysnomia exclaimed.
Hoss was in shock. "What are you doing here?" he finally managed to say.
"I miss you. I haven't seen or herd from you in years! And Mom wouldn't let me leave until you missed a monthly payment. Which was last month, so, here I am!"
This caused shock.
Then Jeff noticed Viola. "Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm you're daughter." Viola answered. Underfist gasped. "You and Mom's marriage was never annulled. Remember, you two signed the marriage certificate the day before the ceremony."
"Oh, yeah, I remember." Jeff said, "We were so excited, we just couldn't wait! Must've been that night." He was deep in thought.
"So, you're still married?" Fred asked.
"Guess I am." Jeff said, "You'd think Velma would've told me."
"She thought you were irresponsible, and too devoted to your crazy dad." Viola replied, "By the way, do you think Grandpa would freak out if he saw me?"
"Well, his therapist says he's doing well," Jeff replied, "and he hasn't tried to kill me for two months straight, so I think he'll be ok."
"You sure?" Viola asked.
"Positive." Jeff answered, "We can put him in a cage if you want."
"Ok." Viola answered.
"Why do you both have duffle bags?" Skarr asked.
"We plan on staying." Dysnomia answered.
"For at least a week." Said Viola.
"That's what my Mom said." Hoss said. What was supposed to be Mrs. Delgato visiting her son for a week, turned into her living with him. Now she just lived in his old trailer.
What no one knew was, this would be the start of a new Underfist, and Endsville.