*DISCLAIMER* I do not own "The Loud House" or "Superman" If I did, I would be freaking rich, & possible make a better Superman movie. "The Loud House" belongs to Nickeoleon, & Chris Savino, while "Superman" belongs to DC, & Warner Bros..
Hello there, internet waving, I'm just gonna stop that. 1st fanfic in the work, I bet you're wondering why Superman, & The Loud House? Well, I like The Loud House fandom, I actually never saw the show, until I read Requiem for a Loud by UnderratedHero, I do highly recommend giving it a go through, it's an amazing story. After that, I found myself reading other The Loud House fanfics, such as The Loud House: Future Love Run Amok! by TotCall720, A Hero's Welcome by Nostalgiah, & Syngenesophobia by That Engineer, all great stories that I recommend you give a try.
Now, why Superman? Well I actually wanted to do Batman, but um someones doing Batman Beyond right now, & it's pretty good, & I don't want to write about killing Lincolns parents, I have some lines I don't want to cross when writing. My 2nd thought was Spider-Man, but um... again already being done, so scratched that. 3rd choice, Deadpool, I saw this image of Lincoln as Deadpool, & I was like "That's cool." but I don't want to steal the guy/girl/whoever character of Lincpool (Even has an cool name to go with it). 4th choice was Superman, I saw no one was doing Superman, so I thought, why not see if I can, I don't really like Superman that much, I saw Man of Steel, & it's okay, but yeah I've never seen a single comic, or any other movie pre-DCU of Superman, but after watching a lot of clips on YouTube, I got a somewhat understanding on the character, & I've almost seen all episodes of The Loud House (At least S1, & like half or so of the S2 episodes, I don't really watch TV much).
I'll be honest, if Superman was being done, I would've thought about The Defenders next, just finish the show on Netflix too, & maybe after I'm done with this, I'll do a Defenders x Loud House story (I'm calling dibs on this! I actually have a page full of notes for it while doing this too, I got carried away), anyway let's see if I can make either something just okay, or trash.
Chapter 1: A New Lincoln (I had no idea what to actually call the 1st Chapter, so I ripped off A New Hope with it, I'll do better next time, pinky promise)
Albert, & his buddy, Bernie, were out fishing at a lake out of Royal Woods, although Albert wanted to go hunting, or something more adventurous, but thanks to both Bernie, & his own daughter, both telling him that he needs to take it easy in his old age, maybe they were right, he was getting old, but he didn't want to stop doing the things he loved, he was a soldier for crying out loud, he was anyway, he sighed as he cast his reel in again, both of them had been there for almost an hour without even a nibble, & no beer to enjoy themselves with, Alberts daughter had taken them out of his cooler, & replaced them with water, juice, & strangely a baby bottle, having 5 kids really put a lot on his daughter, & her husband, although he wouldn't mind having a grandson, but with that son-in-law of his, he didn't see that happening, he a better chance of remarrying than having a grandson, he took a quick look up at the sky, missing his wife, his only love, taken too soon, if he was home he could've saved her from that robber, but no, he came home to the sight of his wife on the floor, dead to the world. It was tough, but he always had Rita by his side, & that goofball husband of hers too, & his grand kids, he knew she was watching over them, a small smile came to his face as he grabbed a bottle of water, taking a sip, as he enjoyed the fresh air, but nature would soon be calling.
Albert got off his ass, "I'm going to go drain the one eye beast, after I'm done, you wanna head back to Royal Woods, Bernie?" Albert said as he stretch a bit, his back was stiff from siting on his ass for almost an hour, he looked down at his friend, whom had a very annoyed look on his face, he had tried to sneak a few beers on this trip, but Rita had spotted them, & taken them away, "Yeah." Bernie finally spoke, sighing at the disappointment of today, "This sucks." he stated, Albert sighed, & walked off towards the tress to take a wiz, while Bernie started packing things up, Albert looked up at the clear blue skies, just wishing for something exciting to happen, anything.
He really should've watched what he said, as a ball of fire appears in the sky, at high speeds, bits, & pieces, of the ship engulfed in the fire, was falling out down to the ground, as the ship crash landed onto the Earth, knocking over trees, & destroying everything in its path, leaving nothing, but broken trees, burnt land, & pieces of that ship, scattered everywhere, it was a miracle that thing was till intact. The ship had stop moving, not fully stopped in its track, Albert, & Bernie, had witness the entire thing, both at a lost for words at what had just happen before them. The 2 of them have been through hell, during their time in the Navy, they've seen their fair share of death, in this cruel world, but this was something far from that, the unknown.
Albert was suddenly snapped out of his trance when he had started to hear a faint noise, something familiar to him, the sound of a crying infant, he looked around the place, maybe some poor family had gotten in the things path, fearing that there might be injured people around, Albert had took off towards the ship, yelling "Is there anyone there!?" he had hope no one was killed. As he got closer to the unknown pod, the crying had gotten louder, it was until Albert was in front of the ruin pod, he had looked inside it, seeing a crying infant, without thinking Albert had reached inside the ship to retrieve the baby, he didn't fully grasp the situation, but his fatherly instincts hand taken a hold of him, & he couldn't stand to see a crying baby. Bernie had just caught up to him, out of breath he pants "What the hell is that thing!?" he asked, taking breath between each word. "I think... it's an a-alien." Albert said, everything he knew was just thrown out a window now, there was life out there, & somehow it found its way to him of all people.
The 2 stood in silence, the only noise being that of the crying infant, Albert started gently rocking the newborn in his arms, as he did for Rita a long, long, time ago, while his friend Bernie was having a meltdown at the whole thing.
"This is bad, Albert!" Bernie had started to panicking, looking around for SWAT teams, or Predators, or Bigfoot for crying out loud, "That things an alien, what if it's here to enslave humanity, or what if some sort of government black ops come rolling in, & take us into questioning, & throws us away in a cell to rot for knowing too much!" he was a full blown maniac panic right now, while Albert had maintain his cool with this, he has been rocking the infant until it had fallen asleep, Albert had notice that it was a he, & he also had a bit of white hair on his head, Albert couldn't help, but smile at the thought that he could've been his lookalike.
He had just kept his eyes on the sleeping infant in his arms, he looked just like a regular baby, no tentacles, no tail, devil horns, fangs, nothing, even had a weenier like any normal baby boy, he's just a normal looking baby, that fell from outer space in a spaceship, speaking of said ship, damn thing was a wreck, after pulling the infant from the pod, it had fallen apart, it just looked like a pile of dumped scrape metal at this point. Albert looked back at his friend, whom had not stop panicking, "This is so bad! What if our families get drawn into this?" Albert heard those words, & he started pondering in his mind, what was he doing? Clearly this kid is an alien, which means that some government agency would likely take him away, Albert had lost his smile, now fearing what would happen to the little guy if he was taken, but he can't take care of a baby, he has a hard enough time handling his granddaughters, he could put the boy up for adoption, but he knew he couldn't just leave the poor guy in some orphanage, then a thought popped into his head, family.
"Bernie, we're leaving." Albert said in a demanding tone, staring at his friend, whom had stop talking, he looked at Albert, "What?" he asked confused by the sudden change in his friends attitude, he has rarely heard his friend like this, not since the Navy, "We're leaving before someone shows up, I ain't letting some X-Files bastards take him, we're going back to Royal Woods, now!" he started walking away, "That's an order, Bernie!" he shouted as Bernie shivered, running after him, heading back to his car.
The 2 of them were in the car, Bernie took the wheel, driving back to Royal Woods, while Albert was playing with the giggling bundle of joy, every few minutes, Bernie would take a quick glance at the thing, he was afraid that it would use some sort of alien mind control on him, or some shit from those Hollywood movies, he turn his attention back to the road, listening to the thing laughing, having a good time, along with Albert, maybe he was already under the aliens mind control, Bernie thought, before he was brought back into reality when Albert shook him, "Huh! What!?" he said jolting around in his seat, looking at the road as he was still driving.
Albert looked at him "I know you're uneasy right now, but Bernie, we couldn't just leave him back there. Even if he's an alien, he's just a infant, I ain't letting some government men cut him open, & kill him, not over my dead body." Albert spoke with 100% certainty, he wasn't going to let anything happen to the little guy, he noticed the baby was holding his index finger, those soft little blue eyes of his spoke nothing, but innocence, Albert knew deep down he was doing the right thing here, but what comes next will be the rough part, but he knows once the girls see him, they'll never let him leave.
Albert lies back into his seat sighing, just imaging what he's going to tell his daughter, & his son-in-law, "Yeah, I rescue an alien baby, & I was wondering if you can take care of him." he already knows Lynn ain't gonna take it well, he'll faint more than likely, he's a good guy, but not all that brave, he remember last Halloween, he screamed like a girl when he saw a group of kids dressed as zombies, it was sad, but really fucking hilarious too. He can only hope they'll say yes, if not, well he didn't have any other ideas, besides Ruth, maybe that might get her motivated to stop being a couch potato, & not get any more cats, he just prayed that this will all work out.
Bernie had notice Albert had a concern look, probably thinking what he's going to say to his daughter, & son-in-law, heck this whole thing was fucking nuts, there's no way in hell they're going to take that thing, & afterwards he will try to have Albert drop him off at an orphanage, let him be someones else problem. Bernie kept taking glances at the thing, while he was driving, if that thing even makes a move that he didn't like, he was gonna take it out, he seen the movies, he knows all aliens just want to kill all humans, & take over the world, maybe he should call the cops, but Albert was there, his friend, & superior officer, or was at least, but still, if he tried anything on the thing, he knew Albert would kick the living shit outta him. Bernie just sighed while thinking, "When this is over, I'm getting wasted."
Albert looked out the window, seeing the street sign, Franklin Ave, they were almost there, but it just seem like time had slowed down, Albert looked straight ahead, just making out the roof of his daughter, & son-in-law, home. He hadn't thought of what to say to them, so he was gonna wing it, "What's the worse that could happen anyway?" he thought, while Bernie was imagining the worse that can happen, as he pulled up to the house of his friends daughter, & her husband, along with the little munchkins, he didn't really like them, but he rarely saw them, heck last time he saw them, they were at on baby number 3, now it's 5, & from what Albert had told him, they had been talking about having a 6 one, dear god, what the fuck is wrong with them, they breed like fucking rabbits.
Bernie sighed, while Albert opened the passengers door open, getting him, & the baby, out of the car, the little guy was just looking around the place in wonder. Albert turned around to Bernie, still in his car, "You coming?" he asked, much to his friends confusion, "Why?" he asked, slightly annoyed, "So you don't leave my ass here, & you can get your beer back." Bernie had forgotten that Rita had taken his beer earlier, with another sigh, he got out of his car, "Fine, but I'm not gonna want to sit down while I'm here, maybe see the news on the TV too." Bernie asked making his way towards the house, as Albert used his free hand to knock on the door, he knows all too well that the doorbell doesn't work.
"I'm coming!" shouted a feminine voice, but it was followed by the sound of something being broken, & another voice yelling "Lynn Jr!" this one sounded masculine, along with what sounds like little feet running around in the house, seems like an average day Albert thought as he continue to wait in front of the door.
Minutes seemed to have just passed by in an instance, & no one has come to open the door yet, Bernie stood a few feet behind Albert, arms crossed, with a scowl on his face, muttering, while Albert just waited patiently checking on the lil guy in his arm, he must've passed out after he had knocked on the door, Albert was used to this, lately his daughter, & son-in-law, have been having their hands full with their latest child, Lynn Jr, she was always full of energy.
Bernie, now growing fed up with waiting, reached around Albert, & knocked on the door, louder than Albert had done a few minutes ago, "I'm coming!" shouted the same voice, now angrier than before, this made Bernie back up behind his friend, making Albert chuckle a little at the scene he has just witness, but the noise made the baby wake up, tears in his eyes, he was shaking, & started to cry, & as soon as he did, the sound of foot steps got was heard, running towards the door, being flung open, revealing Rita, looking quite tired, no doubt cause of the kids, & work, Albert knows they have issues, mostly finance wise, which he gladly helps out with, time to time.
Rita, upon opening the door, had notice her father, & one of his friends, are standing outside her house, they probably got back from their fishing trip, she thought, before she realize that she came running cause she thought she heard what sounded like a baby crying, which she now sees in her fathers arm, as thoughts run through her mind, such as, "Why does my dad have a baby? Please God, don't tell me, my Dad had sex with some other women, & gotten her pregnant, without telling anyone, & now he has a baby to take care of." the thought of her dad getting some slut knocked up didn't seem like something that her father would do, but still, why does he have a baby?
Rita was pulled out of her thoughts, after her father coughed slightly to get her attention, "Hey, Dad." she said now looking at him, "Come on in, Dad." she said stepping back inside the house, holding the door open for her father, & his friend, to walk in, the living room was a mess, dolls here, & there, & a broken lamp on the floor, a broom leaning against the wall next to it, & there were clothes scatter about. The sound of tiny feet running amok upstairs can be heard, along with a large set of feet, no doubt they belong to Lynn. Bernie had walked into the kitchen, opening the fridge door, a smile finding a place on his face as he reached in to retrieve one of his beers, opening the bottle up, & taking a quick drink, before heading back to the living room, to sit on the couch, all the while Rita, & Albert, were talking as he entered the room.
"Dad?" Rita asked "Dear, I need to have a private talk with you, & Lynn." Albert told her, Rita just looked in her fathers eyes, a feeling of uneasy placed in her, as she called out for her family "Lynn! Girls! Please come downstairs!" she shouted, quickly getting the attention of the others upstairs, as the sound of multiple feet came running downstairs.
All of Alberts granddaughters came running down the stairs first, well all, but the youngest one, Leni, his 2nd oldest granddaughter, gasped when she saw her Pop-Pop, "Pop-Pop!" she screamed with joy as she rushed towards the old man hugging his waist, she was quickly followed by her other sisters, Luan, & Luna, were hugging at his legs, not being as tall as their older sisters. Now coming down the stairs, was Lynn, carrying his youngest daughter Lynn Jr, she was giggling, & smiling, while her father appeared tired, & slightly injured, judging from how he was limping towards the others.
Albert needed to talk to Rita, & Lynn, now, he looked down at his granddaughters, "Girls, I need to have a talk with your parents." after he said that, the girls pulled away from their Pop-Pop, but as they did, the girls noticed he was holding something, it took them all a few seconds to realize he was holding a baby, causing Leni to scream louder than before in joy, "Pop-Pop has a baby!" Lori winced hearing that, fearing she might get stuck looking after another baby, she never liked when her parents brought home a new baby, she missed being an only child, while her other sisters were just awing at the sight of the cute baby.
Lynn Sr, looked at his father-in-law, eyebrow raised at the sight of him holding a baby, with with a bit of white hair on its head, he turn to face his wife, she too was uncertain on why her dad had a baby, but then Albert turn his attention to Lynn, "Lynn, I need to talk to you, & my daughter. In private." he said as he look at his grandchildren after saying 'in private', causing them to look at him with a confused look on their faces, well besides Leni, she just had starts in her eyes, as she started at the baby. Lynn looked at his daughters, "Girls, your mother, & I, are going to go to our room, with Pop-Pop." now turning his attention to an old man on his couch drinking from his beer bottle, while watching a game show, "Um... who's he?" "I'm Bernie." Bernie said, not looking at Lynn, "I will not babysit, try again." he said still not looking at him.
"Lori, you're in charge until we're done." Lori nodded, she's done this before, but then her Pop-Pop threw her a wild card, by handing Luna the baby, "I'm trusting you girls to look after him while I talk with your parents." he said as he made sure Luna had a good hold of him, her eyes grew to the size of dinner plates, lost in the sweet blue eyes of the cutest baby in the world, while Luan, & Leni, were on her sides looking at the little guy, who loved the attention he was receiving, giggling, pretty sure those girls had fallen in love with the baby.
Lynn Sr, Rita, & Albert, walked to the master bedroom, closing the door behind them, & locking it, leaving their daughters, a baby, & a now passed out Bernie, in the living room, Lori had taken the remote off of the drunk, & change the channel to some cartoon to distract her sisters, like she has done before, but it didn't work, instead all her sisters were just playing with the baby, even Lynn Jr was trying to play with him.
"He's so adorable." said Leni, "He looks like Pop-Pop." added Luan, "New baby." Lynn Jr said as she stared at the baby, still giggling, Luna hadn't even blink, she had the biggest smile on her face, she never had a brother, but she wanted one, or at least wanted to know what it's like to have a brother. Lori stood a foot away from the group, all of them just giving their full attention to the infant, but she was annoyed, whenever there was a new baby in the house, she would get stuck taking care of it, while her sisters just played with it, she took glances at the infant, not hiding her smile, she did love her sisters, & the sight of this cute baby was slowly melting her heart as she heard him laugh, it wasn't until Lori noticed he was looking at her, his arms trying to reach for her, he was speaking gibberish, "Lori, he wants to see you." Leni said as she took the boy out of Lunas hands, much to her disappointment. Lori quickly grabbed the baby out of Lenis hands, afraid she'll drop him, she loved Leni, but she couldn't be trusted with a lot of things, & a baby, was one of those things.
Lori looked down at the little guy, his happy-go-lucky face was like sunshine now, nothing could ruin this moment... until "HE'S A WHAT!?" shouted Lynn Sr, which was quickly followed by a loud thud, & the sound of Rita yelling, "LYNN!" & a sighed could also be heard, more than likely coming from Albert, the loud noises scared the infant, causing him to cry loudly.
Alright, so this was Chapter 1, um... if this does more than awful, then my plans are to aim for 20 chapters. Now, when I was first doing this, I had to stop cause I had just gotten to the point where Albert had found Lincoln, & had written over 3000 words just up to that part, I then started to aim for less then 5000 words. This is my 1st fanfic, so um... please leave a review of the chapter, & if you have anything you want to share with me about the story, then please PM me, I'll respond when I can.
Oh, about updating this, well if this does, ok, then I plan to update, at least the first few chapters, monthly, then afterwards I'll update twice a month, if not more, don't hold me to that, cause shit happens, I had plan for this to come out the 20th, but I got done a day early.
So, thank you for giving this a read, & hope you have a good day.
Until next time.
See ya later Space Cowboy. (I couldn't help myself once I got to this point)