What happens when our favorite characters discover Fanfiction?

What Happens on Fanfiction, Stays on Fanfiction: Eragon

By silver-nightstorm

Summary: When our favorite characters discover fanfiction, things get... crazy...

(this story goes hand-in-hand with my other stories "51 Ways To Annoy Murtagh" and "Empire" cause it includes my two origional characters, Mercury & Star)

Chapter 1: Fanfiction

"Murtagh!"

"Hn..."

"Murtagh!!"

"Hn..."

"MURTAGH! I'M TALKING TO YOU!"

Murtagh almost jumped out of his seat. "What! Can't you see I'm busy!"

Mercury glared at him, "Busy staring at a wall?" she pointed out.

Murtagh smirked, "Maybe I am! Who knows! It's possible!"

"Don't be a smartass!" retorted Mercury.

"I can't not be what I already am!"

"Oh you!" Mercury growled, lunging at Murtagh. "Say uncle!" she said, with her hand on Murtagh's neck.

And Eragon and Star chose just this moment to walk into the treehouse thingy. "Ummm..." said Star, "Are we interupting something?"

Mercury smiles unconfurtably, and steps away from Murtagh. She then dusts off her hands and says, "No, not at all... What's up?"

"Well..." said Eragon, "You know how you used magic to get us acess to the internet?"

"Yeah."

"Well, we found a site called fanfiction(dot)net..."

"It lets fans of stories and movies write their own stories and movies about their favorite stories and movies and..."

"No way!" shouted Murtagh.

"We're on it?" asked Mercury.

"Yeah!"

"And you won't beleive what type of stories some people write!" said Star.

Eragon shuddered, "There's even some with Murtagh and I... in love..."

Mercury froze. "Are... you... cereal?"

Star threw her a look, "Cereal?"

"Ya know, like serious?" said Mercury. "You don't know... do you?" she said, noticing the funny look on Star's face.

"No, unlike someone I'm not retarted!"

"Hey! Hurtful words... HURT!"

"No duh!"

"Guys!" said Murtagh.

"Stop fighting!" said Eragon.

"Anyway," said Murtagh, "I gotta see these stories... cause I'm not gay!"

Mercury looked at him funny. "What's gay?"

well, here's a little taste of the begining of the insanity! Enjoy!