"Maury: The Ever After High Edition"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Ever After High or it's characters. Ever After High and its characters are owned by Mattel and the author of the Ever After High books, Shannon Hale. Oh, and for the record, I do not own the Maury show as well.

Chapter 1: Is Daring Cheating on Me?

Around a huge studio, there stood a man with gray hair, black long-sleeved shirt, and blue jeans sitting on a chair with plaid cushioning.

The man happened to be none other than the host, Maury. Being greeted by cheers, he introduced the first guest to the show.

"Everyone, this is Apple White." Maury said, "Please welcome Apple to the show."

The studio audience cheered Apple on, who managed to wave to the crowd in Apple's usual red dress and apple-shaped crown.

Maury then continued on, "Apple of course, is here with his high school sweetheart, Daring Charming."

Beside Maury, the big TV screen pulled up a picture of Daring Charming in his usual letterman jacket and flashing his pearly white smile.

"Daring and Apple have now been together for almost four years now, and so far, they are destined to be king and queen of their kingdom someday." Maury replied, "But unlike all fairy tales, the one we're about to uncover may not have a happy ending after all. Because Apple now believes that Daring is cheating on her with Apple's fellow royal, Lizzie Hearts!"

Hearing this, the crowd booed instantly while Maury continued on.

"Lets see what Apple White's got to say."

The huge screen then brought out Apple with her name on a bright blue bar. From there, she spoke on.

"Maury, I've got a fairy huge problem surrounding me!" Apple exclaimed, "I happen to think that my boyfriend of four years and soon-to-be-king is cheating right behind my back!"

As a picture of Daring Charming popped right up on the screen, Apple crossed her arms.

"For four years, we've been happy together." Apple replied, "He never cheated on me, he always stayed true to me, and he always treated me like I was somebody. But now I'm starting to think that's a total lie. Because now, he's cheating on me with that bitch Lizzie Hearts!"

And then, a random montage of objects from a dragon and women's underwear started playing around.

"I hear firsthand he sneaks out of the kingdom that we share together, only to give Lizzie a ride on his private dragon!" Apple said in an accusing tone, "Not to mention the fact that I found a pair of heart-shaped underwear around the living room couch! But you wanna know the worst thing is, Daring always keeps ignoring me for some reason, like he doesn't love me anymore. Daring, you better pray to god these things you say out of your mouth are true, because if it isn't, be prepared to spend your Happily Ever After without me!"

As the crowd cheered loudly, the host spoke to Apple.

"Apple, is it very true that you believe that stuff?" Maury raised an eyebrow.

"Cross my heart and hope to die, Maury!" Apple nodded, "You wouldn't even believe the things I even found on his iChapter!"

"Oh, really?" Maury smirked, "Like what?"

"I found nothing but naked pictures of random women being sent out by Lizzie Hearts!" Apple admitted, "And not to mention that some of those pictures actually have Lizzie on them! I mean, if he likes that so much, then why doesn't he leave me already and go to her?!"

The studio audience broke out in awe and cheered once again. They couldn't honestly believe what they were hearing.

"Well, let's see what Daring has to say." Maury replied, "Here's his side of the story."

Then, a picture of Daring popped up on the screen, leaving the entire crowd to boo. From there, he spoke on.

"My future queen Apple means everything to me, and I would do anything to stick around her as long as we die." Daring pointed out, "But suddenly, you dare point a finger at me? Your one and only love? That's bogus!"

While he was talking, a picture of Apple White crossing his arms appeared alongside Daring.

"And these bogus lies?" Daring raised an eyebrow, "Let me set this story straight. Between me and Lizzie? We're just friends and nothing else. What if I gave her a ride on my private dragon? That doesn't mean I'm allowed to have a little fun with friends. After all, it's what the rest of the guys are doing! And that heart-shaped underwear that you saw? I was actually gonna give that to you for our four-year anniversary just to spice up our relationship. Of course, that was until Sparrow Hood came over to one of our parties and ruined the surprise, messing around with them and hiding it in the couch. And the only reason I couldn't talk to you lately because I was depressed! Apple, you know darn well I'd never lie to you, and when I pass this lie detector test, you'll know how much I've always been true to you!"

Feeling the heat the crowd was gonna take on Daring, Maury brought him up to the stage.

"Well, this oughta be interesting!" The host chuckled, "Let's bring out Daring Charming."

As Daring Charming came out, the entire studio audience booed him. Not even bothering to smile at the ladies in the audience, Daring responded to all the haters by flipping them off.

"Ahh, you're just jealous because I'm good looking than all of you!" Daring exclaimed to the audience.

After that, Daring took a seat next to Apple, who scooted away from him, much to the crowd's appreciation.

"Don't even sit close to me." Apple warned him.

As the cheering settled down, Maury began to focus on Daring.

"So Daring," Maury asked, "Do you love Apple White?"

"I really do with all my heart." Daring admitted.

Suddenly, statements of 'Yeah, right' and 'whatever' broke through the studio audience.

"How much do you love her?" Maury replied.

"To the ends of the earth, Maury." The handsome blonde spoke out.

"If you really love her, Daring, then why did Apple find naked pictures of Lizzie on your phone, alongside other women?" The host replied.

"It's because I never even looked at them!" Daring clearly admitted, "Besides, if I did look at them, I'd only think of you and nothing else! You're more beautiful than every other woman I've been with before you."

Despite the heat that Daring got coming out here, the crowd managed to 'awwww' a bit. However, it was gonna take a lot more than persuading to win back Apple's trust.

"Heh," Apple scoffed at his statement, "You'll have to do more than enough to get me to believe you."

"Well, let's not believe any longer! I have the results!" Maury exclaimed, holding up a picture of the lie detector tests to a bunch of screaming audience members.

While both Daring and Apple awaited patiently, the host started reading the results one by one.

"Daring, we've asked you if you and Lizzie Hearts are just friends and nothing more, you said yes, the lie detector determined, you were telling the truth."

Daring then pumped his fist in victory and shouted out, "I knew it!"

"That doesn't mean you're still out of the woods yet!" Apple warned him yet again.

After the tension died down again, Maury continued with the second result.

"Daring, we've asked you if the sex heart-shaped underwear was supposed to be for Apple on your spoiled four-year anniversary and not for Lizzie Hearts, you said yes, the lie detector determined, you were telling the truth."

Another applause came from the audience yet again.

"Yes! I knew it!" Daring shouted once again.

"That was only two, Daring!" Apple bragged to him.

After the tension died down again, Maury went on with the third result.

"Daring, we've asked you if you looked at the pictures full of naked women and mostly naked pictures of Lizzie Hearts, you said no, the lie detector determined, you were telling the truth."

Daring once again pumped his fists up in victory, although he only had one more to go.

"Yes, I knew it again!" He shouted with glee.

"So you knew..." Apple rolled her eyes.

So far, all he needed was four to pass the lie detector test. But the nerves was getting to his knees. Never before had Daring shook himself with such nervousness inside him. From there, the host finally brought up the last result.

"Finally Daring, we've asked you if you're ignoring Apple only because you don't love her, you said no, the lie detector determined, you were telling the truth."

Hearing the last statement, Apple started crying lightly as Daring hugged her nice and tight, feeling proud of himself that Apple believed him. Just to add the fluffiness, the crowd broke in applause and started 'awww'ing at this display. Just to ease down the crying, Daring patted Apple right in the back and gently patted her perfect blonde hair.

"Oh Daring," Apple sobbed, "I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. I feel like a total idiot!"

"You're not an idiot, Apple." Daring replied, "You just didn't know what you were doing, that's all."

"Please forgive meeeeee...!" She said, crying on his shoulder loudly.

"Don't worry, Apple." He whispered, "You know I'll always forgive you..."

Shedding a tear for himself, Maury approached Daring head-on.

"Just to ask out of the blue, but why on earth were you depressed in the first place?" The host raised an eyebrow.

A blush then broke out on the face of Daring Charming himself.

"Well, I didn't want to tell everyone about this..." Daring sighed, "But the reason I was depressed was because I couldn't get it up anymore."

A confused look broke on the face of the host just now, "What do you mean you couldn't get it up anymore? Are you talking about-"

Suddenly, Maury realized what Daring was talking about.

"Ohhhhh, now I see where this is going..." Maury smirked, "Well, we've got a green room backstage. You and Apple know what to do!"

"I concur." Daring nodded.

Out of nowhere, Daring scooped up Apple in his arms, bridal-style, and smirked.

"May I, my princess?" He smiled.

"You may, my sweet handsome prince!" Apple smirked seductively.

With the crowd 'WOOOOOOOOO'-ing all over, Daring and Apple went to the nearest green room so that she could help his soon-to-be-king get it 'up' again. And with the two shutting the door behind them, the show went to commercial.

Wow, this was a long one to be exact. This may be my best idea yet, crossing over Ever After High with another favorite show of mine. Which characters will I do next and in which scenario will I put them in?

Anyway, feedback's appreciated! Until then, when it comes to Madeline Hatter, I am not her father!