This is a spin off of whose line is it anyway. I do not own it or any anime I mention. *Looks at lawyers who glare back.* Um... ya, so read and review. I'm not the best at comedy, but I'm trying, so tell me what ya think.
::Scream pans to Hotaru sitting in a chair in the back of a desk.::
Hotaru: Hello and welcome to 'Who Say's That Anywase'. I'm your host Hotaru Tomoe.
::Audience claps::
Hotaru: Tonight's contestance is Haruka Tenoh, your local badass racer.
Ruka: *smirks* Hey.
Hotaru: Duo Maxwell, the braided bishi.
Duo: Hey beautiful wanna take a ride in my mecha?
Hotaru:..... *blinks* Wufei Chang, the justice boy.
Wufei: Stupid onna.
Hotaru: Mina Anio, goddess of love.
Mina: Heya Taru-chan.
Hotaru: Serena Tsuskino, blond hime of the moon.
Serena: *winks and waves at camera* Hi Mamo-kun!
Hotaru: Heero Yuy, perfect solder.
Heero: .............
Hotaru: Alright, let's get the show underway.
::Audience claps loudly, and whistles::
Hotaru: First game is 'Unlikely Titles and Names.' This game is for Duo, Serena, Wufei, and Mina. First are song titles.
Serena: 'I hate woman' by Wu-man.
Mina: 'I'm your stalker' by Relena Peacecraft.
Duo: 'Blonds are smart' by Mina Anio
(An: I do not think blonds are stupid, I am one.)
Wufei: 'My name is baka' by Maxwell.
Hotaru: *clicks buzzer.* Next is Actatusie. Heero, Haruka, Duo, and Mina please step up. You can only ask questions. Scene takes place in a bar.
Haruka: What are you doing here Yuy?
Heero: What are you?
Haruka: Do you have a name to go with that gun?
Heero: *mutters* Baka... ::Buzz::
Mina: *walks up* You want a drink?
Ruka: Do you?
Mina: What's up with the guy look thing?
Ruka: Have a problem with it?
Mina: Are you gay?
Ruka: Why? You want some?
Mina: um.... No. ::Buzz::
Duo: What's a nice gal like you doing in a place like this?
Ruka: What's it to you?
Duo: You looking for that black haired babe too?
Ruka: Why you little! I'm gonna kill you! How dare you flirt with my firefly! ::Buzz::
Hotaru: *sweat drop* Um... Okay next game is Broadcaster disaster. Heero, Wufei, Serena, and Haruka, you have the cards with the information. Take it away....
Serena: Hello and welcome to the two o'clock news. I'm you host Blonde Moonie.
Heero: I'm your co-host, Soldier Perfect.
Serena: Tonight on our show a girl is abducted by aliens, crystal Tokyo is build, and the moon becomes the center of the universe.
Heero: Now to sports.
Haruka: Hi I'm Windy Racer. In tonight's sports, the senshi take the lead in basketball from the g-boys. Now back to you Blonde.
Serena: Thank you Windy. Now to Wu-man Onna.
Wufei: Injustice Blonde. In tonight's weather, it's raining cats and dogs. Winds reach speeds of nine hundred miles an hour.
::Buzz::
Hotaru: Okay, well that's our show for now. Stay tuned till next time. I'm your host, Hotaru devil girl Tomoe.
Duo: I'm Duo Maxwell; do ya wanna ride in my mecha beautiful?
Haruka: I'm going to kill Maxwell for hitting on Hotaru, Haruka Tenoh.
Wufei: I'm gonna help kill Maxwell, Wufei Chang.
Heero: .......
Serena: I'm The Moon Hime.
Mina: I'm a goddess.
Everyone: Night minna-san!
::Audience claps and hollers for more::
Lights dim and credits roll.
::Scream pans to Hotaru sitting in a chair in the back of a desk.::
Hotaru: Hello and welcome to 'Who Say's That Anywase'. I'm your host Hotaru Tomoe.
::Audience claps::
Hotaru: Tonight's contestance is Haruka Tenoh, your local badass racer.
Ruka: *smirks* Hey.
Hotaru: Duo Maxwell, the braided bishi.
Duo: Hey beautiful wanna take a ride in my mecha?
Hotaru:..... *blinks* Wufei Chang, the justice boy.
Wufei: Stupid onna.
Hotaru: Mina Anio, goddess of love.
Mina: Heya Taru-chan.
Hotaru: Serena Tsuskino, blond hime of the moon.
Serena: *winks and waves at camera* Hi Mamo-kun!
Hotaru: Heero Yuy, perfect solder.
Heero: .............
Hotaru: Alright, let's get the show underway.
::Audience claps loudly, and whistles::
Hotaru: First game is 'Unlikely Titles and Names.' This game is for Duo, Serena, Wufei, and Mina. First are song titles.
Serena: 'I hate woman' by Wu-man.
Mina: 'I'm your stalker' by Relena Peacecraft.
Duo: 'Blonds are smart' by Mina Anio
(An: I do not think blonds are stupid, I am one.)
Wufei: 'My name is baka' by Maxwell.
Hotaru: *clicks buzzer.* Next is Actatusie. Heero, Haruka, Duo, and Mina please step up. You can only ask questions. Scene takes place in a bar.
Haruka: What are you doing here Yuy?
Heero: What are you?
Haruka: Do you have a name to go with that gun?
Heero: *mutters* Baka... ::Buzz::
Mina: *walks up* You want a drink?
Ruka: Do you?
Mina: What's up with the guy look thing?
Ruka: Have a problem with it?
Mina: Are you gay?
Ruka: Why? You want some?
Mina: um.... No. ::Buzz::
Duo: What's a nice gal like you doing in a place like this?
Ruka: What's it to you?
Duo: You looking for that black haired babe too?
Ruka: Why you little! I'm gonna kill you! How dare you flirt with my firefly! ::Buzz::
Hotaru: *sweat drop* Um... Okay next game is Broadcaster disaster. Heero, Wufei, Serena, and Haruka, you have the cards with the information. Take it away....
Serena: Hello and welcome to the two o'clock news. I'm you host Blonde Moonie.
Heero: I'm your co-host, Soldier Perfect.
Serena: Tonight on our show a girl is abducted by aliens, crystal Tokyo is build, and the moon becomes the center of the universe.
Heero: Now to sports.
Haruka: Hi I'm Windy Racer. In tonight's sports, the senshi take the lead in basketball from the g-boys. Now back to you Blonde.
Serena: Thank you Windy. Now to Wu-man Onna.
Wufei: Injustice Blonde. In tonight's weather, it's raining cats and dogs. Winds reach speeds of nine hundred miles an hour.
::Buzz::
Hotaru: Okay, well that's our show for now. Stay tuned till next time. I'm your host, Hotaru devil girl Tomoe.
Duo: I'm Duo Maxwell; do ya wanna ride in my mecha beautiful?
Haruka: I'm going to kill Maxwell for hitting on Hotaru, Haruka Tenoh.
Wufei: I'm gonna help kill Maxwell, Wufei Chang.
Heero: .......
Serena: I'm The Moon Hime.
Mina: I'm a goddess.
Everyone: Night minna-san!
::Audience claps and hollers for more::
Lights dim and credits roll.