"Love Sucks"
By: Makkah
Summary: This is a songfic this I almost, mostly, from the Wedding Singer movie. It's about when anybody you want from the Harry Potter series gets dumped by someone else. If you can guess who dumps him I'll write ANY type of fic for you, 'cause I REALLY need to start writing.
He was depressed. Severely depressed, he never ever, ever wanted to sing again. How could they do that to him? They were going to get married, and they left him.
Okay, let's not start in the middle; you should know it from the beginning. Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord, he was still popular, not Voldy-Moldy, Harry. This popularity had cost him many a friend, especially when Luna went crazier. That's another story all together, though. Anyway, he couldn't become an aurora like he wanted to be because he'd grown extremely tall, kind of like how Shaq couldn't become an undercover cop. So he became a wizard-wedding singer.
No, he did not uncover some hidden musical talent.
No, he did not particularly want to become a wedding singer.
Yes, he did still have bills to pay, even if he was Harry J. Potter.
For some reason, even with his mediocre voice wizards and witches all across the world wanted him to sing at their wedding. So, in the end his fame helped him, a lot!
So, to cut a long story short he fell in love, she thought she did, he knew he did, and she knew she hadn't. Then, he organized The Wedding; he showed up, she didn't. He still needed the money so he still sung.
That didn't mean that they wouldn't feel as mad and as crappy as he did.
I think I'm going to make this a chapter fic. Please review.