Why Nall Should Never Use A Public Restroom
By Universe Master Zee
Chapter 1
Nall is Quarks son so it's possible to believe that he inherits an embarrising trait.
Plus both nall and ruby are human in this one except for a few choice moments.
Nall was running like a madman through the streets of Meribia. He knew he let things get
out of control. If only Ruby were here, but she had left a few hours earlier. "Crap crap
crap. I'll never eat that much again. Why do they get so possesive of those things?" His rest
was short as a villager caught him. "Hey look he's over there!"
*Flashback to this morning.*
Nall and Ruby decide to take some time off and go to Meribia for some fun. There was a fair
going and that ment games, dancing, and one of nalls favorites eating. Ruby went off to dance
with everybody, while nall went straight to the food carts. "Give me one of everything." was
his battle cry. In the end he scarfed down over 1000 silver worth of food. He just had one little
snag. "Here's your bill sir." the waitress chirped. One look at the bill and nall went spastic.
"Aww crap how am I supposed to pay for all this? I mean the kids usually steal it. Why do all
the tastey things cost so much." Suddenly he felt a very strong gurgling in his stomach.
"Speaking of crap I gotta go now." Now nall was usually very good with his bathroom habits,
except he ate so much it was killer. The bill would have to wait for now. Nall made a mad
dash for the cities newest product. The port o' jon.
Ruby had been entranced by the dancers. It was her favorite hobby ever since jean taught
her. With her techniques she would be the star of the show. "Knowing that lunkhead he probably
ate to much by now. He said he was gonna wach me dance." So ruby just waited with an intent to
strangle nall later. As any female in her situation would do the same. (C'mon you know you would.)
"Ahhhhh now that was a pleasent experience." Nall was refreshed and ready to go meet ruby.
"I hope I didn't fall to much behind. The way she looked at me was as if she was going to strangle
me. I wish those toilets would have a flusher or something." Since it was a port o' jon and
most people finished lunch a user had just gone in to do his business. Before he started he
accidentaly saw a small glimmer in the netherealm of the toilet. "Why what could that be?"
Out of curiosity he rached in. I know I know that's sick, but some people will do anything
for what he saw. Lo and behold in his disgusting hand he found the most desired treasure ever.
The DRAGON DIAMOND.
"Shoot I didn't expect to get so late. Ruby is going to kill me." After what he went
through he vowed never to eat that much again. "Oh shoot I forgot to pay the bill. Why did I
ever get out of bed this morning. It's like life just wants to scre me today." He then heard
a cry of pure joy from the area where the toilets were. "LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND A HUGE DIAMOND
IN THE TOILET!!!" After the initall cries of disgust and the begging for the guy to wash his
hands, everyone stared in awe at the perfectly crafted diamond. "Wow it's so amazing."
"Where'd it come from?" "Who'd dump a perfectly good diamond?" were the questions on everyones
minds. Forget stressed, nall was totally blown away. "What do I do? If they figure out it came
from me they'll trap my kiester in a cage with a filter for eternity." Since nall was immortal
that's a long time for him. "I know, i'll just walk away now and forget the whole thing. I just
won't go near any bathrooms that's all." Nall just brushed the whole thing of and went to see ruby
before he got into any more trouble.
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So how's this for a start. I mean even though he didn't mention it, i'm sure nall had problems
with shooting out diamonds. As usual the input from you readers is always appreciated. So
waste not a moment more and click and type, click and type.
By Universe Master Zee
Chapter 1
Nall is Quarks son so it's possible to believe that he inherits an embarrising trait.
Plus both nall and ruby are human in this one except for a few choice moments.
Nall was running like a madman through the streets of Meribia. He knew he let things get
out of control. If only Ruby were here, but she had left a few hours earlier. "Crap crap
crap. I'll never eat that much again. Why do they get so possesive of those things?" His rest
was short as a villager caught him. "Hey look he's over there!"
*Flashback to this morning.*
Nall and Ruby decide to take some time off and go to Meribia for some fun. There was a fair
going and that ment games, dancing, and one of nalls favorites eating. Ruby went off to dance
with everybody, while nall went straight to the food carts. "Give me one of everything." was
his battle cry. In the end he scarfed down over 1000 silver worth of food. He just had one little
snag. "Here's your bill sir." the waitress chirped. One look at the bill and nall went spastic.
"Aww crap how am I supposed to pay for all this? I mean the kids usually steal it. Why do all
the tastey things cost so much." Suddenly he felt a very strong gurgling in his stomach.
"Speaking of crap I gotta go now." Now nall was usually very good with his bathroom habits,
except he ate so much it was killer. The bill would have to wait for now. Nall made a mad
dash for the cities newest product. The port o' jon.
Ruby had been entranced by the dancers. It was her favorite hobby ever since jean taught
her. With her techniques she would be the star of the show. "Knowing that lunkhead he probably
ate to much by now. He said he was gonna wach me dance." So ruby just waited with an intent to
strangle nall later. As any female in her situation would do the same. (C'mon you know you would.)
"Ahhhhh now that was a pleasent experience." Nall was refreshed and ready to go meet ruby.
"I hope I didn't fall to much behind. The way she looked at me was as if she was going to strangle
me. I wish those toilets would have a flusher or something." Since it was a port o' jon and
most people finished lunch a user had just gone in to do his business. Before he started he
accidentaly saw a small glimmer in the netherealm of the toilet. "Why what could that be?"
Out of curiosity he rached in. I know I know that's sick, but some people will do anything
for what he saw. Lo and behold in his disgusting hand he found the most desired treasure ever.
The DRAGON DIAMOND.
"Shoot I didn't expect to get so late. Ruby is going to kill me." After what he went
through he vowed never to eat that much again. "Oh shoot I forgot to pay the bill. Why did I
ever get out of bed this morning. It's like life just wants to scre me today." He then heard
a cry of pure joy from the area where the toilets were. "LOOK EVERYONE I FOUND A HUGE DIAMOND
IN THE TOILET!!!" After the initall cries of disgust and the begging for the guy to wash his
hands, everyone stared in awe at the perfectly crafted diamond. "Wow it's so amazing."
"Where'd it come from?" "Who'd dump a perfectly good diamond?" were the questions on everyones
minds. Forget stressed, nall was totally blown away. "What do I do? If they figure out it came
from me they'll trap my kiester in a cage with a filter for eternity." Since nall was immortal
that's a long time for him. "I know, i'll just walk away now and forget the whole thing. I just
won't go near any bathrooms that's all." Nall just brushed the whole thing of and went to see ruby
before he got into any more trouble.
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So how's this for a start. I mean even though he didn't mention it, i'm sure nall had problems
with shooting out diamonds. As usual the input from you readers is always appreciated. So
waste not a moment more and click and type, click and type.