This was just a one-shot I made because we were doing a school project. We had to make a conversation that using first person point of view. So I asked if it could be fictional and he said yes so it took me like 13 minutes. This is Ed's POV disclaimer I do not own fullmetal alchemist or else Roy would be with ed and the end would be way different and other stuff.

Ed's POV

"I'm telling you Al the Colonel is giving us false leads on purpose." I testified.

"But Nii-san the Colonel has been really helpful." Al replied.

"Helpful my but, he doesn't even try to get a really lead for the philosopher stone for us anyways." I countered.

"Oh really fullmetal-kun." Roy announced.

"When did you get here colonel ?" Al asked.

"What the heck, when did the lazy, but womanizer colonel with a god complex get here!" I shouted.

"Well 'pipsqueak' I was here all along, you just couldn't see seeing as how small you are." Roy stated.

"Who are you calling a small that he couldn't see over an ant!" I screeched.

"Um let me guess 'you' 'fullmetal-chan'." Roy answered.

"Who are you calling a 'chan' you jerk!" I blurted.

"Well you do look like a girl Edward-chan, with that braid, black leather pants, and it's just the way you dress." Roy mused.

"I do not look like a girl!" I retorted .

"Well boss you do look like a girl I mean everyone thinks so." Havoc snickered.

"But-But I-I um…" I alluded that argument

"Now look what you did you broke my alchemist." Roy groaned.

"What makes you say 'my alchemist' you don't own me you just need me to get promoted to Führer!" I cried.

"The boss gots a point you know." Furey deduced

"Fulmetal:1-Flame:0!" I preached.

"Nii-san wait for me!" Al cried

"Where do you think your going?" Roy shouted.

"I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE HOW MUCH OF A WET MATCH YOU ARE IN THE WATER, FLAMEY!" I squealed.

"Every one after fullmetal dead or alive! Come back here pipsqueak!" Roy roared.

"Well here we go again." Mustangs group of soldiers whined.

PLZ review and read my other story Fully Mental.

I got some awesome presents this year I got all the DS. Games of fullmetal alchemist. I also got 3 amozon cards and the whole collection of durarara, and the a book about magna's called 'MAGNA THE COMPLETE GUIDE BY: JASON THOMPSON' it is a really good book.