Chapter 1: PLS MAKE THIS 72 FONT!1111111111111

AN: Story of Geido is the true story of da bible fuck off if u dnt aree.

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Lts begin our sorty. It all started in 1/25/19 when I decided I cwould become gothic.. My name is Geido Darkness Dementia Draco Way and I am not related to Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way although I wish I was since she is my fucking spirit animal and role model. I decided to become gothic when I got my job at the worst resturant on earth. It is called DANGER LORD FUCKING DATURN1. I was on my first day there when I was told to do something from my boss. His name was Zeean from the Deltora Quest book. "Geido, what the fucl r u dong? U need 2 ash da dishhes." After Zeean said this, I flipped him off and went to the sink where I laughed teeheee and I was thinking about what it was ghoing to b li trainer of da pokemon.

Eventually, there was something I heard when I was on break and I was jerking off in the bathroom. It was two pretty faggots talking with each other. They were somebody 1 and somebody 2. "We ened to kill all the hmans here like waht Lance said for betraying us." After he said that, I knew I had to defend each other. I knew that I had to fucking kill them all, and then the entire WPOR:D will be safe.

So with that, I took out a katana and then Somebody one took took out an axe and then somebody took out a... BAZZOOKE! I was scared but then I was knowing that I needed my spirit animabl to help me out in my battle. I needed to remember that Arcues was the name of da real god, and that Jesuss was created by arcue. BUt then they were slashing at me with their aze and then I slashing right back and then we dending up swinging like 666 (get it) times and then I ended up slisinct them like a couple of riboobs. I was really happy about what I was doing so I decided to jerk ouff on their dead body and then I looled and then I realized that the room was like 10000 degrees. It was like half as hot as the sun and then I kicked the oter ones ass by just swinging the katrina and then i created a hurricane. ROCK YOU LIKE A HURIANCA

Then I jumped out of the inn and then that was when I knew that I needed to make my next move on the battle field. When I wa sknowing that I needed to battle soon, I was then thinking about what I was going to do now. I walked back home and then that was when I was seeing Charmande.r. "Hey bicth I think that for dinn dinn we need to make something fucking LIT like the fucking roast charmander stew." After I said that Charmander laughed amd they took a gun and placed it up their part anf fired good. As this was happening, I was thinking abnout my next visit to Hot Stop. I placed on a red vest that I spray painted black same thing with my hat and then my blue pants whcih were all cut up like a thousand selevester stallones and then I place don my black gothic converse shoes like the ones that my teacher matyhrw broderick loveyoubitcj worse back in the day. YOU FUCKING ROCK YOU HELPED ME OUT SPECIAL FANGS TO THE BICTHE Anywasys so then after that, we went to Oak's lab hwere there was something extremel scray going on... HE WAS WATTHCING KID PROM.

I could noy blieve that he was doing this. "What the fuck you fucking brated." I said, and then i flipped him off as I was looking at him and then he looked at me as if he was a fucking prep, and he was finally letting this true side of him be exposed.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ahah ahaha hahahaha aha aha ah aha ha ha ah ah ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I am ythe profession I can do whateevr I want and the young ones will have to deal with the fact that I am better than them. Now you will fucking fail on ur quest to defeat Lance on him tryoing to start a war." After Oka said this I shook my head and I was wondering if there was going to be way that I could make him fucking gothic and win.

"I will have to fight Lance since I am the one wgoing on who can save the world." I said and then i whipped my hair around and all that fucking bas ass shit.

Oak was scared when he was seeing me be ass hole. Fine u one u need some help from e here e ur supplies to help with da batle cumming (get it) up soon.' and t hen after he had said tahat i was seeing and i saw that it was... monnye and water. I flipped him off since i was wanting a cool weapn liek a sword or a gun and some poke balls for charmebr or something.

Despite this i left the lab and then iw as going on my journey. I eventually went back to retirement home city where I was seeing the ruins of danger lord saturn and they reminded me of strom thurmond. I laughed at them after they said "read me read me" and then I said I will never read you u fucking bitch. And then I flipped them off angirly and then we were at the gates to Union City where Charmander and I had to bring out wings and fly through the gates where I erked off once we were through the other end as a public display and everybody cheered at how hot it was.

Anyways there was a moment where we were thinking that we were safe. But then suddenly something happend... VOSSLER "i SHALL FREE YOU LOOPIN!" 1 vOSSPLER YELLED AND THEN HE TOOK OUT HIS SWORD THT WAS THE SIZE OF MISSIPPI AND THEN I SCREAMED THEN HE SWUNG IT AND THEN WE WERE ALL WORRIED AND THEN HE...

MEGA DABED!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111112

aFTER THIS POINT WE KNEW THAT WE RE... FUCKED!1 ANDYWASY SO I TRIED TO FIGHT BACK AND THEN IW AS FAILING LIKE A HARD CORE SISSY FETISH AND IT WAS AT THIS POIN WHERN CHARMANDER DECIDED THAT HE WAS GOIJHG TO HELP OUT A BIT. HE STATED TO SING THE SONG 'EVERYBODYS A VILLAIN IN TEHIR OWN WAY.' AND THEN EVERYBODY STARTED TO MELT LIKE MELT BABIES WHO WORKED WITH VOSELER BESIDES VOSSELER GET IT BECAUSE HES A BOOSS ANYWAYS SO VOSSELER RAN WAY SAYING 'LANCE WILL GET U LATER.'

SUDDENLY... I HAD A VISION1

IT WAS LANCE INA ROOM AND HE WAS LOOKING ALL SKULLFULLY AROUND NAD READING A BOOK AND IT SAID 4/25/10 LORD SATURN TEH DEAD DLINE DATE THE LORD SATURN IS TOO POWERFUL AND THEN LANCE SAID 'YES I WILL USE THEM AGAINST TEH HUMANS IN THE WAR SO LTTLE TIME SO POWERFUL ALLIES TO CUM1.'

after this, i gasped