Hi! This story was written for Challenge 3 for The Monthly Restrict on the Digimon Fanfiction Challenges forum: Write a fic using at least 50% dialogue. I went hardcore and made it all dialogue :P. More importantly, this is a gift fic I've been owing Flaming Platinum for a while now :). I hope she, and everyone else, enjoys the silliness that is this story.
Disclaimer: If I owned Digimon, there would be Frontier Season 2 :).
One Too Many
"Tell a man that there are 500 billion stars in the universe and he will believe you. Tell him a fence has just been painted and he has to touch it to find out that it has been." - Herb Cohen
"Hey look, it's Kouji!"
"Yo Kouji! Like the haircut, dude!"
"Um…I'm not Kouji."
"Huh? You're not?"
"But you look just like him!"
"There you are, Kouichi. Oh hey guys. What's up?"
"…"
"…Dude, you look exactly alike. The eyes, the face, everything."
"Oh my god, Kouji got cloned!"
"Moron, I didn't get cloned. This is Kouchi. My twin brother."
"Um…hello everyone."
"…Your twin?"
"Dude, since when do you have a twin?"
"Since now. I just found out about him recently."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
"…You sure you didn't get kidnapped by aliens?"
"Yeah, seriously dude?"
"Seriously guys, this is Kouichi, he's not the result of any science experiments, and I expect you to be his friends too. Got it?"
"Got it!"
"Of course!"
"Nice to meet you too."
"Oh geez, look how prim and proper this guy is. The girls are gonna be all over you, man."
"…R-Really?"
"Oh yeah, just wait until you see Kouji's local groupies."
"Yeah, all two hundred of them."
"And they're not just girls either…"
"But that's probably because they keep mistaking him as a girl."
"Shut up before I punch both of you."
"Um, Kouji, is this our classroom?"
"Oh yeah, it is."
"…"
"Hey, it's another Kouji!"
"Oh wow, now we have twice the hotness!"
"Did Kouji get cloned?"
"…Am I gonna have to do this all damn day? Hey guys, this is Kouichi…"
IIIIII
I hope everyone was able to follow who was speaking what alright XP.
So yeah, it occurred to me that Kouichi's appearance was going to be sudden for anyone who didn't really know him, and they'd all be like "Wha?" XD. This is something of an exaggeration, but I'd imagine it'd still be mind-boggling. Hope you enjoyed!