A Funny Day In Konoha

Disclaimer: This story I got the idea for randomly one morning so I decided to write it. I do now own Naruto, and I do not like Flames, so DON"T. For some reason I just see Sasuke as a Nymphomaniac with Sakura.

Warning: VERY FUNNY.

Sasuke Uchiha finally had everything going for him. Sure he killed his brother only to find out that he was ordered to kill the clan, but he took his revenge on his sacrificed brother by killing Madara Uchiha with his long-time friend and brother; Konoha's number one knuckleheaded Ninja Naruto Uzumaki. He was married to the one who's loved him no matter what; Sakura Haruno. And Last but not least he was now a Jounin for Konoha with no charges against him for leaving the village.

Sasuke and Sakura had just finished their week-long honeymoon (which consisted of staying in their now resurrected house in the Uchiha Compound and well... stayed in... the whole week.) He was now assigned to help Naruto train along with Kakashi, Yamato, and Sai so that Naruto could become Hokage after Tsunade finally retired after five months.

Sasuke and Sakura woke up that morning but had no intention of leaving just yet. They had sex about three times that morning. One time in bed, the second in the shower, and the third in the kitchen. Sasuke was finally getting to the door even though he was supposed to meet them about two hours ago. He had a make-out session with Sakura before he was finally going out the door.

"I never knew restoring your clan was so much work." Sakura complained playfully.

"I know but you can't say its not fun..." he said seductively to her kissing her again.

"You...have... to... go..." she said between moans now that he was kissing her neck.

"They can wait..." he said now closing the door and making love to his wife yet again that day.

Finally after another hour, he was out the door. He walked casually to the training area where he was greeted by an angry Naruto.

"TEME!! WHAT TOOK YOU FOUR HOURS TO GET HERE! YOUR WORSE THAN KAKASHI-SENSEI! HE GOT HERE TWO HOURS AGO!"

"Well I'm married now Dobe." He said with a smirk.

"Uh... What's that supposed to mean! We gave you a week!"

"What can I say?" he said smiling now. "She can't resist me."

Naruto smirked now. "Well I guess I can't blame you too much. If it was me I'd fuck her every minute of the day."

"Alright that's going too far Dobe."

"I mean she's so sexy..."

"Dobe..."

"I wish I could just..."

"DOBE!"

"I mean I liked her even before you started I should be..."

"I kissed Ino last night." Sai interrupted randomly. They both stared at him.

"You did?" Naruto asked.

"Yea... I think I like her..." he said with a slight blush.

"Ok, I think we should get on with our training..." Kakashi said finally.

"Oh... right..." Naruto said finally paying attention.

Kakashi decided that since he wanted to see where Sasuke really was, that he should do bell training once more. This time it was with Sai, Sasuke, and Naruto. Yamato was there because he wanted to make sure that Sasuke would be able to stop the Kyuubi if he was released. They were given the same circumstances that they were given the day they were given the test to become Gennin.

It was harder than before even for Sai. This time Naruto's trick could not work because it was used once already. However, they all worked together and used practically all they could to get the bells. Finally Sai and Naruto grabbed the bells right after Sasuke was tricked into being the decoy for Kakashi.

After realizing this Sasuke then began running after Naruto with his sword raised in the air. Naruto practically ran for his life. Sai, Yamato, and Kakashi just stared at this display.

"I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT LOSER!" Sasuke yelled after a screaming Naruto.

"I actually miss this." Kakashi said while staring at this display.

THE END.