Dry Bowser, Toadette, and Petey Piranha were enjoying the day as they were all walking together, y'know IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, when suddenly they spotted Chrom eating fishsticks.
"Mmm, yes... so crunchy..." Chrom stated as he munched away on his chrome enhancing fish sticks.
"Again with these sticks of fish?" Dry Bowser scoffed as he brushed back his red hair. "Don't you get tired of constantly eating them?"
Toadette shook her head as she wiggled her hips. "Goodness, I can't blame him... if I had yummy food that was plentiful, I would stuff my face in it!"
Petey barked in agreement as he moved his green leaves about, accidentally hitting several random enemies with his plant girth as Fox McCloud shook his foxy head at this predicament, the furry space warrior realizing how pointless this fanfic was to everything, just like life itself from a certain point of view.
"This story is doomed," said Fox sadly. He was right.
It was then that Chrom got angry, attacking the Star Fox as the trio watched. Dry Bowser decided to do some push ups on the ground while Toadette farted a constant stream of farts, with Petey deciding to fly high into the sky.
"What is with the skeletal reptile doing push ups, the cute mushroom girl farting, and the mutated piranha plant flying around at the speed of sound?" Mr. Resetti commented as he was coming back from a recent rant he did about resetting.
R.O.B. shook his robotic head, the metal robot simply not understanding either. "Don't look at me. I've come to expect this from the Smash Bros at this point."
Suddenly Petey became much larger than usual, crashing back down as he squashed everyone, which resulted in this story ending abruptly.