Its been 3 years since Sasuke Uchia had left The village hidden in the leaf s to train with Orochimaru, and about half a year ago Orochimaru had tried to take over Sasukes body. Sasuke had other plains. He and the Demon snake man had gone into an epic battle to the death.
Only one would come out alive and Sasuke didn't feel like dying yet, even though two months earlier he killed his brother Itachi.
So now we find the young Uchia about to give the final blow to the evil man, Orochimaru was lying in a pool of his own blood. His skin was covered in 3rd degree burns. And his arms never had truly healed from the battle with the third, so that gave Sasuke a slit advantage over the snake master.
"Sssausske, even if you-cough kill me-cough spits up blood the mark on your neck will not disappear. And it will cough, wheeze eventually kill you." Orochimaru choked out.
Sauske grabbed him by the collar of his gay ass robe and hissed in his face. (Not literaly hissed like the snake man) "You will tell me how I can get rid of this damn seal and I'll make your passing painless." Sasuke said in the coldest voice imaginable.
"There'sss no way I will tell you. I think I rather sssee you die sssslowly and painfully." Orochimaru said through his forked tongue.
Sasuke glared at him "Fine have it your way to sadistic snake!" Sasuke yelled and grabbed his balls.
Yes his balls. (He had on glooves don't worry sasuke fangirls)
and he squeezed them hard.
"AHHHHH!" Orochimaru screamed in pain.
If he could move his arms he would of grabbed his balls.
"Now tell me or else I rip these off while your still conscious." Sasuke threatened.
"Go to hell." Orochimaru screamed when Sasuke dug his nails into his semen filled flesh.
"Fine have it your way." Sasuke brought chakura to his hand and pulled.
His baby maker came with it. Orochimaru screamed bloody murder and blood started to leak from his mouth.
Orochimaru chuckled in spite of himself and said "Fine, the only way that you could cough get rid of the curse seal is if cough you found an extremely powerful medic nin. One more cough powerful then Tsunada. And cough, spits blood she must have perfect chakura control so she could successfully... Cough! get it off. Good luck cough finding a stronger bitch than Tsunada. And one that cough would actually do it on a traitor like youuu..." Orochimaru laughed to himself.
"Bastard." Sauske said and took a kuni and slammed it into his throat, killing him once and for all.
It has been one month from that day and Sasuke had returned to Konoha only a day and a half after killing that man.
Tsunada had been skeptical of him at first but after hearing he killed Orochimaru she had sent Anbu Black hawks (not sure if thats right) to check if his story checks out. It did and she welcomed him back.
That doesn't mean everyone else did.
Most of the village still ignored him. But that was to be expected.
Naruto on the other hand through a party in his honor and all of the rooky nine, Gai's team, a couple of the Sensei's, and Gaara Tamari and Kankuro were there too. The party was at his new house.
When he came back after two and a half years with the perverted Senin he got a lot of very important missions and he finished them all quickly and efficiently. So he got A LOT of money in a short amount of time. And now he has a big ass house.
"Sasuke I'm glade to see your back, even though your still hot headed Teme." Naruto said patting his back and handed him a beer.
Sasuke just gave a small smile knowing he meant well.
All the girls were still after him, and Naruto had to put up restraining order against most of them. The rest he left to his new summoning Jutsu beast Kyuubi.
Yes Kyuubi, when he was training with Jiraiya he learned to summon his own animal, which happened to be a much smaller version of the demon fox living inside of him.
He called him Kyubbi. Sakura thought that was a dumb name, but she secretly loved the little fox.
Now Sakura and Sasuke were not on talking terms mainly because she would keep avoiding him whenever she saw him walking down the street.
Sasuke had been trying to get her attention sense he got there. He wanted to apologize, but she seemed not to care.
He was at the party with Naruto and all the other fucked up people he knew getting drunk and laid. Naruto and Hinata had officially started going out and they started to make out on the couch. Neji her cousin was giving Naruto death glares from his spot on the table, but lost interest in the fox boy when he saw Tenten walk by.
'Damn I want a piece of that ass.' Neji thought licking his lips.
"Dirty boy. No, don't think those bad things about Tenten ass." Ino shouted from under the horny Shikomaru, and Temari. Shikomaru couldn't decide from the two girls so he decided to keep both. And now they do three sums together.
'Damn her and her mind reading skills.' he thought and looked over to Tenten hopping she didn't hear.
Unfortunately she saw and smacked him on the leg.
"Your disgusting... lets go in the back room." Tenten said. Before she could blink Neji had picked her up and they were in the Naruto's bedroom.
When he a door shut Naruto looked up to see Neji and Tenten gone.
"Hey where'd your cousin go?" Naruto asked Hinata.
"He um..went int-to your room Naruto-kun." Hinata said pointing to his room.
"Oh come on guys I just changed my sheets in there!" Naruto yelled over the loud music.
Kiba, Akemaru, Kankuro AND Shino were messing with Naruto stereo system.
The sound of someone yelling "Naruto if you impregnate my cousin I'll personally make sure your unable to make anymore babies!" Came form the bedroom.
"Crap, sorry Hinata I guess I'll finish this later when your 'FATHER' isn't around." Naruto yelled.
"My father?" Hinata asked.
"I'm making fun of your cousin."
"I know." with that Hinata went over to the kitchen to order pizza because Kiba and Sia begain to chant 'Pizza, Pizza, Pizza' and it was getting annoying.
Naruto got a glance of Sasuke and walked over to him. "He Sasuke-teme, you do know that as of now I have the rights to make fun of you for living with that pedofile, right?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, I do.." Sasuke said knowing that it didn't matter what he said Naruto was still going to hassle him for doing that. Kinda like when someone asks if your ticklish. It doesn't matter what you say, their still going to touch you.
"So what was it like to live with Michael Jackson?"
"What?" Sasuke asked.
"Well, lets see. He has long hair, thats not his real face, he thinks hes a girl, and he likes little boys." Naruto said throwing his arm around Sasukes shoulder. "I've got to go find Sakura. We really need to talk." Sasuke said slipping out from under Naruto's arm.
"ALRIGHT JUST REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION!" Naruto yelled.
Too bad Kiba decided to change the song at that exact moment so it was complete silence when Naruto shouted that out. Everyone looked at him. And then went back to whatever they were doing because most of them were either drunk or high, or jacking off in the bathroom from Jiraiya's books.
Tsunade Anko and Gai were having a drinking contest in the middle of the family room rug.
Asume was having a smoke out on the patio with Kurenai.
Kakashi Jiraiya and Ebisu were reading out of that dirty little book that Jiraiya writes.
Gaara Sai and Lee where having a conservation. Lets listen. (Ok just to let you people know I don't know that much about Sai because I can only watch the show I cant find a manga about him, all I know is that he likes to make fun of people, and that he is supposedly gay)
"Hey Lee." Sai said.
"Did you steal Gaaras eyebrows?" He asked seriously.
"Why no I did not. For that would go against my code of youthfulness." Lee Said bringing his fist to the air.
"You ever think of waxing those, and then giving them to Gaara I mean you look like you have Kemo on your face.
Gaara glared at him and then smirked.
A huge pile of sand came out from his gored and smashed Sai out the window.
No one noticed and no one cared.
Sasuke found Sakura standing by her 'older sister' Shizune who was watching Tsunade chug down beer after beer with Anko. Gai had passed out a long time ago after his first beer.
Sakura leaned over to Shizune when he went down and said. "I guess Lee can hold his liquor better then his sensie.." Just nodded as she watched Lee take over his Sensei's place.
"I Rock Lee shall take over the place of my Great and powerful Gai-Sensie !" Lee declared.
He was out with two shots.
"I take that back they both suck." Sakura said.
Sasuke walked up to Sakura and tapped her on her shoulder.
"Ano Sakura, could I talk to you in privet?" Sasuke asked.
"Um... sure." Sakura said turning away from Shizune, leaving her to take care of two drunk and powerfully crazy women.
Sasuke was walking Sakura around the house looking for a place to talk where no one could hear them.
Just then he heard a door open and he saw a blushing Tenten and a very happy Neji. Then Gaara came out too with a beer in his hand.
"What the fuck?" Sakura and Sasuke asked.
"What we can't do a three way?" Gaara asked walking away with Tenten and Neji.
It wasn't that bad to see two guys walk out of a room with one girl. It was just that Gaara grabbed Neji's ass when they left.
"That image will me stuck for life." Sakura said.
"Ok lets go in here." Sasuke said leading her in and shutting the door.
"Ew it smells like sex in here." Sakura said bluntly sticking her nose in the air at the smell.
"I'll open a window, its July so it should be pretty warm out since its night." Sasuke said opening the window but he found out quickly that it was raining hard outside. His shirt got drenched.
"Damn." Sasuke cursed as he took off his shirt and rung it out in the connected bathroom.
He hung it up over the shower head.
He turned around to see Sakura with a small blush on her face.
'Damn though's years of training with Orochimaru did wonders on his abs.' Sakura thought.
She saw him staring at her staring at him.
'Shit!' she thought.
"Um.. There was something you had to talk about?" Sakura asked trying to bring her eyes from his abs.
"Yes there was. As you know I killed Orochimaru, and his curse seal is still on my neck. Before I killed him I made him tell me how to get rid of it." Sasuke said sitting on the bed.
"And that is...?" Sakura asked sitting down next to his HOTT body. Her body warming up and not because of the room temp.
"he said that I need to find a medic nin who is more powerful then Tsunade and has perfect chakera control. And she would be able to get the curse seal off me." Sasuke said looking down at the ground.
"Can you help me?" Sasuke asked looking Sakura right in the eye.
"Yes Sasuke, I can try, turn around so I can get a good look at that mark. I had been looking in old scrolls about different types of seals, and jutsu releases."
"Ok so you think you can do it?" Sasuke aske moving so she could get a better look at it.
"Yes, but it seems to have moved a line down your back." Sakura said tracing a line of curse seal ink all the way down his back to his leg.
"I will need you to take your pants off, you have boxers on right?" she asked.
"Yes I do."
"Ok take them off." Sakura said gathering chakura in her hand.
WELL THIS IS MY NARUTO FANFIC. I THINK THAT WHEN I FINISH MY OTHER STORY ILL ONLY MAKE NARUTO FICS, CAUSE THERES A LARGER VARIETY OF CHARACTERS THAN INUYASHA. SO AS ALWAYS ILL NEED 10 REVIEWS BEFORE I UPDATE THIS STORY. YES THIS IS NOT THE LAST CHAPPY.
P.S
I WILL BE DOING LEMONS IN I THINK THE NEXT CHAPTER
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-The Puppet Master