Summary: Lag Seeing, 12 years old. Looking for his brother, who was missing 2 years ago. And, and rumor said that his brother is working as Royal counselor. Lag try to validate that rumor. Wran: in this fic Lawrence are female!
Genre: Family/Humor
Rated: T
Disclaimer: Hiroyuki Asada.
Cinderella tegami bachi version
"Lag! Come quick! You must clean my bedroom!" Lawrence, Lag step mother call him.
"Wait a minute madam. I will go there!" Lag Said.
"Lag! Washed my clothes! I'll go with my friends!" roda, his sister call him.
"Wait a minute sis! I have to wash the dishes." Lag said to his Sister.
"Lag, do you need a help? I will help you, if you need a help." Sylvette, his Sister, try to give him a help."
"I'm okay. I can do it my self. Thanks sylvette." Lag give his smile to convince Sylvette.
"Sylvette! If you try to help Lag, you shouldn't leave the house for a week!" Lawrence said to Sylvette.
"Y-yes mom!" Sylvette said.
Tok, tok someone knock the door.
"Lag! Open the door!" Lawrence, give the order.
"Yes, madam." Lag said, and, he open the door.
"Excuse me, there is need anything?" Lag asking to people in front of him.
"I just want to give this invitation. Tonight, the prince will make a dance party, will attended by, the king, queen, the prince and…"
"…" Lag waiting for further words
"A Royal Counselor." Said that royal officials.
"Brother!" that the first thing Lag thinking.
"Ah, thank you for the invitation." Lag said thank you and in into the house.
"What happen?" Roda ask to Lag.
"Umm… the prince will make a dance party tonight. And, that party will be attended by the king, queen, the prince, and the Royal Counselor." Lag cleared.
"Oh, the prince will make a dance party tonight! Will we come mom?" Roda ask her mother.
"Yes, of course! Why not?" Lawrence accepted.
"Madam, could I also go to the party?" Lag ask his mother.
"No! you must cleaned my bedroom, Roda's bedroom, Sylvette bedroom, kitchen, rest room, etc." Lawrence said.
"Bu… but…" Lag said.
"Do not argue!"
"Y-yes… madam." Lag can't disobey it
"That's good if you understand it." Lawrence said go into her room.
At Lag bed room's
"I really want to come dance party… but I can't. If I insist, I will can't eat for 3 days… hah… what can I do? I really want to validated that rumor…" Lag sigh. Lag pensive for a minute until the miracle come…. That's like a sprinkle flying around Lag bed room's. After that, that sprinkle transform into fairy godmother!
"Wh- who are you?" Lag asking.
"Don't you read the scenario before? I'm a fairy godmother! It was written in the scenario! Don't tell me you didn't read it!" fairy godmother said.
"Cut! Before that, Lag must said "Fairy godmother… where are you? I need your help…"" the Author said.
"Why you here Author?" Lag asking.
"Just passing by (actually bought a cake)." Author answered.
"Magic, magic get rid of this strange human from before us." The fairy godmother said the spell. And then Author has disappear! Somehow, the author suddenly was in front of her laptop.
"Aah~~ that's hurt…" Author rubbed her hand which was hit by a fairy godmother wand tip. Ok! Back to the story!
"Well, I'll do as you wish to go to a dance party because you're a good boy." Godmother say it.
"Really? Thank you very much!" Lag very happy. He thought, he finally he can meet his brother.
"Yes. Because if not, I will killed by the author." Godmother gives a reason. (Author: Helpful but not willingly! Godmother: What did you say? Author: N-nothing)
"Okay Lag, now bring me a pumpkin, 3 mice, and 2 lizards." Godmother give an order.
Skip time…
"There's all you need godmother." Lag said after he got all the things.
"Magic, magic please transform all the things like in the Cinderella story." Godmother said. And, the pumpkin turn into a horse drawn carriage, mice turn into horses, lizard turn into a horse driver. Substantially, the same as in the Cinderella original story.
"Ok Lag! Now I will give you a dress." Godmother said.
"Why dress? Why not tuxedo?" Lag asking
"Mmm… we are out of stock. So you wear a dressed. But, take it easy, you also will wear a wig too!" Godmother cleared.
"But, I'm a boy! I might not wear women's clothes!" Lag protest.
"You have 2 choices Lag. First choice, you can't validated a rumor about your brother, but you not wear a dress. Second choice, you can validated that rumor but you wear a dress." Godmother give Lag a 2 choices.
"Ok! For the sake of my brother, I will wear that thing!" Lag said.
"Ok. That's your choice.
Skip time…
"OMG! You are so cute~~~" Godmother Hysteric.
"…." Lag was blushing when he saw him self on the mirror.
"Lag, can I take your picture? I wanted to upload it on facebook!" Godmother take her camera. (Author: since when fairies have facebook? Godmother: do you know why I have facebook? Author: no. why? Godmother: because I'm not an outdated fairy. Author: no comment. =_=")
"I'm sorry godmother, but I have to go." Lag enter into horse drawn carriage.
"Oh! I'm forgot. At midnight, all will end!" godmother said.
"Yes! Thank you very much godmother!" and then Lag went to party.
Lag enter the hall…
"Waaahh! Large room!" Lag spellbound.
"Who is SHE?" said someone.
"I don't know." Said the other.
"SHE is very cute huh?" said someone again.
"Yes, very-very cute." Said the other one.
Now, all eyes are on Lag.
"Eh? What happen? Why all eyes where on me?" Lag asking to Himself.
"Ladies and gentlemen! The king, queen, prince and the Royal counselor will enter the room. Zazie Prince choose on from all the girls to be his dance partners." Royal bodyguards announced.
"Kyaaaa Zazie prince, please choose me~~!" one of the girl hysteric
"Choose me please!" someone hysteric too.
"Why… all women are so hysterical? What was a very handsome prince?" Lag wonder.
The prince walked into the stand Lag.
"Do you want to dance with me?" the prince asking.
"S-sure." And then Lag dancing with prince.
When dancing with the prince, Lag see someone like his brother passing.
"Who's your name?" the prince ask.
"Mmm… sorry I can't answered it your highness. I have to go." And then, Lag ran after someone who is similar to his brother earlier. When Lag was running, his shoes off!
"Wait!" Prince pursuing Lag.
At Balcon…
"Brother…" Lag call someone at balcon. That people turned.
"Who are you?" He ask.
"I'm your brother! I'm Lag! Do you remember?" Lag asking.
"No. and I don't know who are you."
"Do you remember this?" Lag show him 'Nocturne 12'
"That is…"
"Yes this is Nocturne 12, you give me this before you missing for a 2 years." Lag cleared.
"But I don't know who are…"
"Gotcha!
"Y-you're highness!" Lag surprised..
"Ok! Now let's meet my father to tell him we will married!" Zazie said
"But, I'm not a girl your highness, I'm a boy!" Lag tried to convinced the prince.
"Liar, you're a girl! Look at your clothes! That is a dress huh? Just girl who wear a dress!" Yelled Zazie while starring at Lag persistenly.
"O-ok! I'll prove to you that I'm a boy!", then Lag undress his upper body, and showed his flat chest as flat as ironing board (?)
"I don't believe you! You must be the one of the girls that have flat chest!" yelled Zazie the stubborn prince again.
"Fine your highness, come with me to the bath room." Said Lag while pulling Zazie's hand.
(Author: this strictly a forbidden under age part *While covering Lag and Zazie with a board* Zazie: is the author stupid? She is minor too! Author: that's why I'm trying to make a rated M fanfiction *plak*)
"N-now you believe me?"
"I still don't believe you! You must be a girl that has a transsexual surgery!" yelled Zazie.
"Your highness, please trust me. I'm a boy 100%!"
"Ok! I will trust you. But…"
"…" Lag waiting for further words.
"You must marry me!" Zazie yelled
"WHAT? But I'm a boy your highness! I can't be pregnant and have deliver baby! And beside, the kingdom wanted a pure breed!"
"It's easy. All that I have to do is plant an uterus in your body." Zazie said.
"Did you think that easy to do?"
"It's easy if dr. Thunder land. Jr did it."
"I beg you my lord. Please don't change my gender!" Lag request to the prince (read: Zazie)
TBC
Zuu: Ok! This my first fic in English language, sorry if many words are word (because I used google translate to made this fic)
Lag: what's Zazie thinking?
Zazie: I don't know ask the author
Zuu: I don't know too!
Zazie: stupid author.
Zuu: what did you say? You cat!
Zazie: I said "Stupid author" understand?
Zuu: Baka neko!
Lag: o-ok. Just need review.
NB: and sorry if there are some parts that doesn't make sense :P
