Hey people this is Moonfyre12. This is a collab fic with Demonic Paranoia or Dom. Anyway I (We) think its good enough. So if its isn't then I'm (we're) sorry. We didn't copy this from anyone so if it looks like your story, tell us and we'll read your story then change certain aspects.

Disclaimer: We (Me and Paka), don't own Naruto

"DAMMIT!! Stupid Dad...Stupid World...Stupid Life!! FK !! I HATE THIS SOO MUCH!!" I screamed after hearing the news from my dad.

Oh hi people! I didn't see you guys there so let me just introduce myself. My name is Tenten Hateshi and I just turned 18. And just for the record, I'm not as cruel as I may seem. You see, today, I've just been arranged into a marriage by my baka for a father to the son of his best friend. Who, may I remind you, is king of a country really, really far away.

And of course, most princesses would be incredibly overjoyed to the thought of being married to a snobby, rich, bastard jerk. And you know what? All they care is him being rich and "handsome". Not even caring about the words "snobby", "bastard" and "jerk"!

The good thing is that I'm not like those girls.

Why? Because;

1) I like weapons and they like hair ties and accessories

2) I wear comfortable clothes like pants while they wear tight, frilly, prissy, namby-pamby dresses

3) I don't mind if I need to work or get dirty, but they just scream and whine like a banshee if they break a nail

4) I don't wear make-up when they wear tons and tons of it that if they peel it off and roll it into a ball, I bet they're gonna have a ball larger than their empty heads!

And most important of all...

5) I'd marry someone I love and cherish. Not like them who would marry anyone just because their rich

Anyway, I'm going really off topic so back to the problem. I don't even know this rich bastard! How the Hell do they expect me to marry someone I don't love! much less someone I don't even know!! Really, WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING, PLANNING THIS?!

So now to escape this fate, I have resolved to run away to another country very, very far away from here. Possibly to the sand. Anywhere just to escape.

A/N : Soooo...How was it? I dunno. Was it nice? Probably.I s it worth a review? Tell us. (Weird..It seems that the A/N consumed as much space than the chapter...)

Review people! This is MoonFyre12 and Dom at your service (pssst. I kinda like this story, coz well, I dunno anyway) REVIEW! FOR THE POWER OF YOUTH!! Or not.
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Arigato!/Thank you!/Salamat!/Danke!(dude translating is hard...)/TnXSssss...
Ja!/Bye!/Paalam!/Sayonara!/Ciao!/Baboosh!/Ja Ne minna-san!/ Now Shoo!
00 okay that was really random...

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