This is really just a parody of my friend's book. And yes, it is meant to be badly written.
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One magical Summer day in the 1990s some power rangers were walking down the street. They had just beaten up some crazy and fake looking monster and were trying to figure out how to deal with the two ugly oafs that suck. Suddenly, the blue power ranger (who is either repressing gayness or is just THAT lame) spots something unusual. "Look over there, you guys!" he exclaims, pointing toward the unusualness. "Oh, weird!" says red power ranger. They were confused.
Meanwhile , some animorphs were walking down the street. Llama animorph and cat animorph were morphing in public when suddenly bird animorph spots some weird teenagers in colorful suits. "Look. Look over there," says bird animorph, pointing at the colorful teenagers. "Oh, weird!" says cat animorph.
So now we have exposition and the power rangers and animorphs are pointing at each other.
"I guess we should approach, shouldn't we?" says orange power ranger warily. "Hell yes!" exclaims white power ranger, "The llama is sexy!" Pink power ranger hits him for being crude and obscene. "What?" questions white power ranger, slugging pink power ranger in the face, "I'm into bestiality."
"Are they going to approach or just be colorful creepers?" Asks cat animorph, "I'm a cat person so I'm not going over." "As if that makes any sense!" Yells kangaroo animorph.
"Okay…let's go!" says cornflower blue power ranger. They head off to meet the new and unusual creatures.