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Chapter 1: A New Begining
AN: thnx 2 all mah fans (lol u will b soon!) for readin this! KirkXDoctor FTW!
The Enterprise was in space. Jim Kirk (who is a totale sexbom!) was on the brige (it isn't over water, y do they call ti a brige lol?) because Picard is old and balled and ew Im not writing about him! Bones was there too, and he was all "Dammit Jim, Im a docter not a striper" becuz Jim thogut thast he was and he wanted him to stripe because Jim is the sexness. Then the Clingons came and they were like "we are bad clingons and we hat eyou 4 bein sexah." So Jim said set fazers to kill and Awhora said "Ill set your fazer to kill" (lol geddit?). So then they made out and the clingons explode but not because of the makeout lol the fazers did that.
Then Chekoff came rushin (geddit?) in! "Captain" he cryed "Our ship has been damgaed!"
"Lol tis ok I liek Awhora better cuz she's hawt and youre ok but not hawt like Awhora."
"Ok."
"But no, I mean te ship we arwe on that it in spapce is have a whole!"
"Wut?"
"We are loosing oxegen!"
And then someon flew out the airlock but it was ok it was only that Wesly guy and no on liks him so he got sucked out the airlock and did
Kirk sat back in his captans chair because hes the captasn and hot and said "I want a drink."
Spock said "I will get it for you sir" and then Kirk said "Yes you camn."
MEANWHILE
The ferengi was also attaking the Enterpris togeter with de clingons and lolling evilly.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha" they said as they hailed the Enterprise.
"GREETINGS CAPTAIN KIRK" they said.
"Captain its the ferengi" said Sulu.
"Oh god y" said Kirk because the ferengi were stupid and he didnt lik dem very much.
Then...
Q showed up!
"Jean Luc I just realized u ddnt wear a condom last night how could- who the hell r u?" said Q.
"Im Jim Timerius Kirk, captain of the Us's Enterprise." said Kirk. "Hav u come to give me any cool gadgets, Q?"
"No I have nto come to giv u any coo gadgets Jin Tiberis Kirk." said Q.
":(" said Kirk. "Anyway can y blow up de ferengi and da clingons with ur powerz?"
Ok. "said Q and blew up te ferengi and the clingons with his oiqwers. "Now that dalt's over wit, THERE IS AN EVIL ARMY ON HTE PLANET BELOW TRYING TO QONCUER THE UNIVERSE!
"Oh no" said Spock who was back from geting Kirk a drink.
"We mst go down der and kill the evil army" sad Chekoff and got his gun.
"Yes u do dat" sad Q before teleporuting off to giv gadgets to Jim Bond.
"Yes, and then afterwards I will sex with Spo I mean Awhora!" sed Kirk.
"Catain, the logical ting ot do in dis situation ould be to hav a sexy threesome." logiced Spcok.
"Ok den we will do tat" said Kirk.
Then Kirk Spock Chekov Bones and Wesley beemed down to the planet but Wesley did instantyl becaus the evil dudes shot him.
"CHARGE" shouted Jim.
"DAMMIT JIM IM A DOCTOR NOT A BADASS" whined Bones.
"curses. f only we had someon wo was both!" logiced Spock.
And then...
A BLUE BOX FELL OUT OF TEH SKY AND CRUSHD WESLY TO DEATH AND OUT OF IT STEPPED A DANDY OLD MAN WIT CURLY GRAY HAIR!
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