Chapter 1- Exorcists & Mitarashi Dango

"Yuu-chaaaaaaannnnnn!"

"Kaaaannnnnddddaaaa!"

"Baakkkkaannnddddaa!"

Three loud, obnoxious voices penetrated Yu-..uh, Kanda's delicate ears. A loud 'bakas' were heard before two bodies hit the floor and Lenalee Lee quietly jumped over and landed gracefully at Kanda's feet.

"Kanda, nii-san wants everyone in his office immediatly, for a very, very, very...," a certain long, black haired man gave his infamous death flare, "i-important mission!" exclaimed Lenalee, finally cracking under pressure.

As the exorcists made their way to Komui's office in a slightly awkward silence, a very flustered Miranda and a nervous Krory joined their gang of misfits having got Lenalee's message two minutes earlier. The supervisor was, of course...in a deep sleep in his extremely messy office.

Lavi approached Komui with a sneaky grin and bent down to his ear, "Komui...Lenalee's eloped with Road Kamelot," he sang.

"MY BEAUTIFUL SWEET LENALEE! I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU TO BE STRAIGHT!" Komui cried dramatically, completely ignoring the other exorcists and making his way to Lenalee.

After repeated smacks (It seems Komui reacted to homosexuals with a bit more power than to straights. Huh. Who knew) a perfectly serious Komui sat behing his desk in perfect posture.

"Now that all of you are here, we can finally start on the urgent matters at hand. It seems that there is another world at our fingertips...a world full of magic and witchcraft. You six are going to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

There was about three seconds of silence.

"Komui...I really want to punch you..."

"What drug are you on, you sick bastard?"

"Nii-san? There is no such thing as magic!"

"Of all the books I've read, there has never been anything on magic!"

"I-I h-hope wizards and w-witches a-are nice..."

"Eliade...really liked books about magic."

"Anyway," Komui continued like he'd never been interruppted causing Kanda to slice a nearby stack of paperwork, "I have designed a device that will let you learn everything you need about the wizarding world. Your mission at Hogwarts is to blend in for a year to find out what these wizards do, their societies, cultures eccetra. I've heard from very reliable sources that the Triwizard Tournament is being held this year and I have chosen Allen to represent us. Reasons; Kanda would never do it, Miranda's innocence isn't good at combat, Krory would go out of control, Lavi's just a bystander and DON'T EVEN SUGGEST MY BEAUTIFUL, DELICATE LENALEE!"

Said girl looked very embarrassed as her older, twenty-nine year old brother suddenly threw himself at her.

"LENALEE! PLEASE DON'T GO! DON'T LEEEAAAVVVEEE MEE! I DON'T WA-" Mugen rapidly flew across the room to the back of Komui's head, un/fortunately only the hilt had hit him.

All of the exorcists were handed a trunk, it was black with red swirls and the rose cross in the middle, the trunks had also been labelled with the appropriate names.

Allen turned towards Komui again, "Is there anything else we need to know?".

"Aha...Allen-kun, you know me so well. We'll have to put on a spectacular performance as Black Order Academy for the Gifted and Talented. We will be using the arc as our sleeping quarters, and the furniture is being delivered as we speak. !"

Kanda was just about to kill Komui when Allen bravely stepped in front of him.

"Get out of the way moyashi, I need to kill this idiot."

"MY NAME IS ALLEN, A-L-L-E-N! IS THAT SO HARD TO REMEMBER?" Allen screamed angrily.

"Urasai! Get out of the way. Before I kill you too!"

Lenalee poked Allen, "Allen-kun! It's time for lunch! I hear there's an unlimated number of mitarashi dango in honour of our mission!".

Allen was out of that room faster than you could say 'mitarashi dango'. Well, you know Allen, food comes before Komui. Speaking of Komui, someone should really get a coffin ready...

"Moyashi-chan? Did you look inside your trunk?"

Allen sighed at the use of his nickname and continued eating, completely ignoring Lavi.

"Oh! It's got six pairs of our uniforms, lots of empty space, toliteries, three strange potions and books, right Lavi?" smiled Lenalee brightly.

"...potions..?" Lavi looked at her sheepishly and pulled out a crumpled piece of paper which he hurriedly handed over.

Exorcists, this potion will turn you into seventeen year olds for the whole mission. Even if you are already seventeen please take it. You should also take it BEFORE 1400 hours or it may have some nasty consequences.

Komui Lee

"...Allen-kun, what's the time?"

"Huh? Uh...1:59.."

Lenalee cursed, she quickly pulled out Allen, Lavi, and her potions and poured it into everyone's mouths.

After two seconds all the exorcists were seventeen year olds. Their uniforms, had amazingly stretched/shrunked to their current size.

"What about Yuu-chan, Miranda and Krorykins?" asked Lavi.

The rest of the exorcists walked in at that moment. Kanda had shrunk a little but still had his usual scowl on his face, Miranda was shorter and her skin was softer and fuller but Arystar had the biggest change, he no longer had that white bang which was now black he had shrunk drastically and his face was young and boyish.

"Wow..."

Kanda growled at Allen before sitting down with a bowl of hot soba.

"When I get back, Komui is going to die," he muttered.

"That is, if he isn't already dead." Lenalee offered helpfully.

A/N

Pairings:

Allen X Lenalee

Krory X Miranda

Mild Kanda X Lavi

Very mild Harry X Hermione

Anti-Ron X Hermione

Kuro: There's going to be a lot of canon changes, kay?

Shiro: Please review! Reviews are the cookis and we're the cookie monster!